URWL Trivia (Week of 11/2-11/8)

[Goldash]

It was Feburary 2002 and the URWL was on the verge of its "Love & Hate 2K2" supercard. At this event, then-Vice President VinceNeil1981 booked Scorpion against a certain celebrity guest. Scorpion, who had become a nuisance to Vince, left the arena in anger after finding this out. Vince, however, was right on his tail, chasing him down the New York State Thruway in his Lincoln Blackwood pick-up. Eventually catching up with Scorpion by forcing him off the road, the VP sped back to the arena with Scorpion unconscious in the passenger seat, embarrassed Scorpion by putting him in the match and calling the entire URWL roster out of the locker room to help the celebrity defeat Scorpion and degrade him even further.

This week's question: WHICH celebrity faced Scorpion in a match at Love & Hate 2K2? We will reveal the right answer this coming Saturday.

[mark294]

well, i have no clue so i guessed dennis leary

[DevildrummerX]

I say Thurman Thomas.

[shadowryder100]

i vote chester

[codejjm]

i say chester from linkin park

[wwe682]

chester all the way.

[The Lord of Awesome]

Chris Benoit

[VinceNeil1981]

Nov 2, 2008 22:47:46 GMT -5 The Lord of Awesome said:

Chris Benoit

[enterthegrave]

i should know and i don't.....son of a bitch,

[Goldash]

Well, it's a week late, but here's the answer:
Chester Bennington.

...and here's the match in question (courtesy of the Internet Wayback Machine). NOTE, this event uses VinceNeil1981's original name, Carkus2000. No confusion intended...

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[Suddenly Sabra Cadabra's theme is interrupted by an engine roaring. Carkus's Blackwood rolls down the ramp. The fans cheer. Cark lets the six men leave and then he grabs a mic.]

Carkus2000 - Guess who didn't wanna show up for the PPV? Yes, Scorp's last match was supposed to be tonight, but I caught him and now his car is just an abandoned car by the road. Not anymore! Cameraman, show it now!

[The roughness tron lights up with a picture of Big Frickin' John near Scorp's car with a can of gas and a blowtorch. He then coats the car with the gas and than lights the blowtorch. BFJ runs into his car as well as the cameraman and as the cameraman drives away, he sees the car explode into a million pieces. The fans burst out cheering.]

Carkus2000 - Scorp, tonight you are still facing Bennington, so I'm gonna let ya out, and you are gonna fight this match. I got a little surprise for ya too.

[Carkus then lets Scorp out of the car and tells a member of the crew to drive the car up the ramp. "Hollywood Bitch" by STP plays as a weary Scorp steps into the ring. The fans boo. Then the lights go down.]


Scorpion vs. Chester Bennington (Non-Title Match) gimmick (One Fall Match)


Mike Edger - This match is an One Fall Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 154 pounds, from Phoenix, Arizona a member of Linkin Park, Chester Bennington!!! (crowd cheers *******************)

["Forgotten" by Linkin Park hits instrumentally. Suddenly Chester Bennington comes out and sings the lyrics! The fans go crazy. He shuts off the mic at a point in the song and throws it out of the ring. Then he poses to the fans. They cheer.
]

Chester Bennington executes a pumphandle suplex on Scorpion.
Scorp drops Ches with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) Chester Bennington slaps the face of The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Ches is back on his feet.
Stinger goes for a sitdown faceslam but Chazy Chaz dodges the attack.
Scorp sends The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park to ringside.
]

Alex Lord - COUNT THOSE IDIOTS OUT, Aaron Tolmsa!

[Aaron Tolmsa starts the count (.1)
Stinger chokes Chester with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Stinger neck snaps The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park.
(...3)
Chester Bennington chops Stinger.
(....4)
Chester Bennington rakes the face of Stinger in attempt to make a come back.
Scorpion trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but Chester Bennington avoids it.
(.....5)
Scorpion cuts Chester Bennington with a blade.
Chester Bennington is bleeding as a result.
]

Jon Payne - Ches could use some help about now.

[(......6)
They head back into the ring.
Scorpion tackles Chester to the mat.
Stinger fist drops Chester Bennington on the mat.
]

Alex Lord - fist drop!

[Stinger measures Chazy Chaz up and drops a closed fist.
Now The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ standing.
Scorp measures Ches up and drops a closed fist.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ stands up.
Chazy Chaz trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift Scorp.
Ches locks Scorpion in the odd octopus hold.
Aaron Tolmsa is checking for a tap out.
... Scorpion trys to escape. ... Scorpion trys to escape. Chester Bennington breaks the hold.
Chazy Chaz trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but is not strong enough to lift Scorp.
Scorpion gets locked in the painful STF.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Scorpion trys to escape. ... Scorpion trys to escape. Scorpion escapes.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ picks up Ches and executes the cradle DDT.
Scorp is back on his feet.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ grabs Chester Bennington's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... Chester Bennington trys to escape. ... Chester Bennington trys to escape. ... Chester Bennington trys to escape. Chester Bennington escapes.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ measures Chester Bennington up and drops a closed fist.
]

Jon Payne - Stinger with a fist drop.

[The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ gets back to his feet.
Scorpion measures Bennington up and drops a closed fist.
Bennington moves back to his feet.
The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park rakes his fingers across Scorp's back.
]

Alex Lord - Scorpion takes a back rake.

[The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park hits Stinger with the back of his elbow.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ executes the front-layout suplex on Chester Bennington.
Scorp sucks chants start in the crowd.
Scorp gets back to his feet.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ covers Bennington hooking the leg.
Aaron Tolmsa counts.
...1 ...2
Bennington kicks out.
]

Kurt Ross - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Bennington gets back to his feet.
Ches gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Scorp.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

Jon Payne - If Stinger keeps using moves like that fisherman suplex he could win the match!

[Stinger sends Ches to ringside.
Aaron Tolmsa starts the count (.1)
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ sends Ches into Aaron Tolmsa he goes down.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ suplexes Ches.
Stinger measures The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park up and drops a closed fist.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ stands up.
Suddenly fireworks explode and the fans go nuts.
C.E.O. Barry White, Da Addickt, Eazy D, Hot Schott, Jon Quake, Juggernaut, MC Yella, Mr. Roboto, Shanahan, The Captain, The ExecUter, The Sabre, 1929, A.G. Money, Adrian Carnage, Alonzo Hawk, Blood, Buddha, Busiwa Tanao, Carl Load, Commander, Genuwinn, Hog Williker, J.J. Brown, Jessica Law, John Shaft, Josh The Killer, Josh Utopio, Juno Jr., Lieutenant, Lovedoctor, Merle Haggard Jr., Mr. A-T-L, Napolean, Nastradamus, Pimp Jones, Punisher, Rico Sauve, Salvatore, San Fran Kid, Scrawny Pete, Shane B. Perkins, Spectre, and Tom Lawrence run to ringside.
The Year kicks Scorp in the head.
Big Willis legsweeps Scorpion.
A.G. Money climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The Money is back on his feet.
A.G. Money leg drops the throat of The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
AC suplexes Stinger.
Adrian Carnage executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Scorp.
Alonzo with a falling splash on The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Showboat gets back to his feet.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ gets up.
Alonzo executes a swinging bulldog on Scorp driving Scorp's face into the floor.
Now Scorp standing.
Blood sets The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ up DDTs him into the floor.
They lockup. Blood sends The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ to the corner of ringside.
The Almighty suplexes The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Buddha hits Scorp with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Buddha gets up.
They lockup. Tanao sends Scorp to the corner of ringside.
Japanese Warrior spinebuster bombs Scorp onto the floor.
Barry White clotheslines Scorp.
Barry White baba chops The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ three times for the Baba Chop Supreme!
Now Scorpion standing.
Carl Load throws Scorpion into a microphone cable.
Scorp gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Load slingshot elbow drops The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ moves back to his feet.
El Former Vice Presidante suplexes Scorpion.
El Former Vice Presidante hits Stinger with an elbowdrop.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
Da Addickt piledrives Scorpion.
Scorpion is up again.
Addickt delivers a short-arm clothesline to Scorp.
Scorp moves back to his feet.
Eazy D suplexes The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Eazy D chants start in the crowd.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ is up again.
Eazy nails the bridging back suplex on Scorpion.
Eazy is up again.
Genn punches Stinger repeatedly.
Old School Soulja spinebuster bombs Stinger onto the floor.
Tha Shat chants start.
Scorp is back on his feet.
Hog Williker cuts Scorp with a blade.
Scorp is bleeding as a result.
Hog Williker hits Stinger with the double arm DDT into the floor.
Now The Hog standing.
Stinger climbs to his feet.
Hog Williker nails Scorp with a belly-to-back suplex.
Scorp climbs to his feet.
HS clotheslines Scorp.
Schott gives Stinger a reverse neckbreaker.
The Schott That's Hot moves back to his feet.
Stinger climbs to his feet.
J.J. Brown swings a Steel chair and hits Stinger.
Stinger is bleeding as a result.
Big J punches Scorpion repeatedly.
Big J tackles Scorpion.
Jessica Law cuts Scorpion with a blade.
Scorpion is bleeding as a result.
Jess trys for a power move but is unable to lift The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Jess moves back to his feet.
The American Bitch knees Scorpion and rolls back to his feet.
Scorpion gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shaft.
Shaft hits Scorp with the crotch slam.
Hell's Fury piledrives The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Hell's Fury with a falling splash on Stinger.
Jon gets up.
Josh The Killer chokes Stinger with a microphone cable.
Josh The Killer climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Scorp.
The Killer hits Scorp with an elbowdrop.
Josh The Killer stands up.
They lockup. Josh sends Scorpion to the corner of ringside.
Josh Utopio trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is unable to lift Scorpion.
Jugg punches Scorp repeatedly.
Juggernaut bounces Scorpion off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Jugg chants start in the crowd.
Juno Jr. sets The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ up DDTs him into the floor.
Jun leg drops Scorpion.
Lieutenant piledrives Scorpion.
Lieutenant chants start.
Now Scorpion standing.
Stinger gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Lieutenant.
Lieutenant climbs to his feet.
Lovedoctor sets The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ up DDTs him into the floor.
Lovedoctor sets Stinger up DDTs him into the floor.
MC Yella swings a blade and hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ is bleeding as a result.
MC Yella piledrives Scorp.
MC Yella climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Murder Case moves back to his feet.
Merle Haggard Jr. knee drops Scorpion.
Scorpion stands up.
The Okie From Muskogee connects with a flying knee. Scorp goes down.
Rashard Atlanta punches Scorp repeatedly.
Rashard Atlanta hits Stinger with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Rashard Atlanta gets back to his feet.
Mr. Roboto swings a Steel chair and hits Stinger.
Stinger is bleeding as a result.
Mr. Roboto climbs to the top rope and nails The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ with a reverse flying elbow drop.
Roboto hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ with an elbowdrop.
Roboto is up again.
Napster chokes Scorp.
Scorp climbs to his feet.
Napster piledrives The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ head first into the floor.
The Illest suplexes Stinger.
Nastradamus knees The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ and rolls back to his feet.
The Illest chants start.
Pimp Jones swings a blade and hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ is bleeding as a result.
Pimp Jones climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Scorp.
PJ gets up.
Pimp Jones executes a headlock takedown.
Now The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ standing.
Punisher swings a Steel chair and hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ is bleeding as a result.
Punisher suplexes Scorpion.
Punisher hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ with an elbowdrop.
Pun is up again.
URWL's Handsomest Man clotheslines Scorp.
Rico Sauve does a handspring and hits The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ with a bodyblock, what a move!
Rico is up again.
Mobster piledrives The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Salvatore slingshot elbow drops Stinger.
Mr. S chants start.
Stinger stands up.
SFK punches Scorpion repeatedly.
SFK picks up Scorpion and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
San Fran Kid is back on his feet.
They lockup. SP sends Stinger to the corner of ringside.
SP executes a spinning back suplex on Scorp.
Shanahan suplexes The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Shanahan sucks chants start in the crowd.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ gets back to his feet.
Shanahan piledrives Scorpion.
Now Scorpion standing.
Da Perk suplexes Scorpion.
Da Perk slingshot elbow drops Scorpion.
Scorpion is up again.
Big Hitter punches Scorpion repeatedly.
Spectre with a headscissors takeover on Scorp.
Spec is up again.
The Captain swings a blade and hits Scorp.
Scorp is bleeding as a result.
The Captain places his leg over The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ's throat and places his arm on The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ's head.
Captain Jobber hits Stinger with an elbowdrop.
The Captain is up again.
The ExecUter piledrives The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The ExecUter sucks chants start in the crowd.
The ExecUter runs in and leg drops The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
The Sabre applies an arm wrench to The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ.
Sabre sets The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ up DDTs him into the floor.
The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ stands up.
Tom Lawrence clotheslines Scorpion.
Tom Lawrence springboard DDT's The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ onto the floor!
Tom Lawrence gets back to his feet.
Order is restored.
The Lead Singer Of Linkin Park takes The 3 Time URWL Hardkore Champ into the ring.
Chester Bennington goes into the moonsault position, runs, and then performs a Runaway Moonsault on Scorpion!
Aaron Tolmsa counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Alex Lord - THE ENTIRE URWL INTERFERED!!! OH MY SWEET LORD!!!!

Mike Edger - The winner of this match, Chester Bennington!!!

[Carkus comes back out with the entire URWL.]

Carkus - See, they all hate you. The only one that didn't interfere is CobrA. He's not even here tonight. So....

[The entire URWL, the crowd, and the announcers join him]

NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!!!!!

[Scorp is unconscious. The medical crews come and take him on a stretcher. Chester Bennington grabs a microphone.]

Chester Bennington - Carkus, I got a question. Linkin Park is here tonight and we wanna perform our song 'One Step Closer' for the audience tonight.

Carkus - Yes, Chester, it will be great. Just remember Scorp, MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!!!!!!!

[The fans cheer as Carkus walks to the back.]

[enterthegrave]

/bad memories

[shadowryder100]

w00t i was right