Bad Live Vocal Performances Thread

[Goldash]

I find these videos to be side-splitting in terms of hilarity:

KISS's Peter Criss's Drunken Performance of Beth, 1979:


Vince Neil (of Motley Crue) Butchers "Kickstart My Heart":
www.megavideo.com/?v=HQKEFL1X

Vince Neil (again) Drunk On Stage (again) (bad quality audio):
www.megavideo.com/?v=SPB67WFC

[terrythegreat]

[efwwrestling]

'Dash, I see your laughable, professional vocal performances and I raise you:



Europe's "The Final Countdown"
performed by

-a drummer that got kicked out of a friend's band cause his then-girlfriend wanted to be in the band, but when was told no dumped said drummer and went on to date only acoustic guitar owners and works at Perkins with hopes of making it as an actress on YouTube

- a guitar player that stole his mom's credit card, maxed it out buying effects pedals and not guitar lessons effectively ruining the family credit rating, though he still thinks he's awesome cause he can strum a guitar and make it sound like it's underwater

- a keyboardist with a 1988 Care Bears Casio keyboard that he bought for $5 at a Goodwill and the F key doesn't work, but that doesn't matter because he is barely above the demo button in terms of musical ability, and

- a mentally challenged Vietnamese man disguised as a teenager singing lead AND backup, who also writes all the band's material consisting mainly of lyrical variations of "Iron Man" because that is the only other song the band can attempt to play

attendance: one little girl briefly, one middle-aged man in shorts

[Goldash]

WOW...I'm literally speechless after seeing that...I'm surprised they even got stage time, if that even is a stage. I've heard better farts. No, really, I have.

Check this performance of KISS's "Charisma" (a song never performed live by KISS, mind you) by the Russian cover band "Super Duper".

[terrythegreat]