Post by Thatonegirlfromdahoodyo on Jan 28, 2013 16:15:45 GMT -5
So I had the "Honor" of pulling the cable for the camera man for the Dragon Gate USA show in Santa Maria this past Friday.
With out spoiling any of the results I can tell you that IMHO the show (or at least the DGUSA side) was fucking awful.
The fact that people find that spot monkey garbage to be entertaining makes me very worried about the current state of wrestling.
The entire show felt like one match cause all the guys worked exactly the same (at least for the most part):
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
PAUSE
...
...
...
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
PAUSE
...
...
...
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
FINISH
Wash, rinse, and repeat for the next 5 matches.
I mean like there was several times that these guys hit big moves that should have ended the match but the other guy kicked out at one, it made it look even more fake than it is supposed to, and don't get me started on this one match (not going to say who was in it) 38 super kicks where thrown (counted them one by one) not a single one got more than a one count, and they even hit a Canadian destroyer off the top rope and, yup you guessed it a one.
count.
If this is what the modern day wrestling fan likes than I must be so out of touch it's not even funny, I like wrestling, where in a 6 minute opening match, they hit maybe 2 spots, and the finish is the first finisher in the match and the loser does not kick out. Not 80000 spots and they kick out of every big move at one and the finish is a fucking role up.
Sorry I just had to vent, this spot monkey bull shit really pisses me off and the fact that people call these guys wrestlers is a travesty.
With out spoiling any of the results I can tell you that IMHO the show (or at least the DGUSA side) was fucking awful.
The fact that people find that spot monkey garbage to be entertaining makes me very worried about the current state of wrestling.
The entire show felt like one match cause all the guys worked exactly the same (at least for the most part):
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
PAUSE
...
...
...
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
PAUSE
...
...
...
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
SPOT
FINISH
Wash, rinse, and repeat for the next 5 matches.
I mean like there was several times that these guys hit big moves that should have ended the match but the other guy kicked out at one, it made it look even more fake than it is supposed to, and don't get me started on this one match (not going to say who was in it) 38 super kicks where thrown (counted them one by one) not a single one got more than a one count, and they even hit a Canadian destroyer off the top rope and, yup you guessed it a one.
count.
If this is what the modern day wrestling fan likes than I must be so out of touch it's not even funny, I like wrestling, where in a 6 minute opening match, they hit maybe 2 spots, and the finish is the first finisher in the match and the loser does not kick out. Not 80000 spots and they kick out of every big move at one and the finish is a fucking role up.
Sorry I just had to vent, this spot monkey bull shit really pisses me off and the fact that people call these guys wrestlers is a travesty.