Post by Goldash on Mar 3, 2008 10:37:50 GMT -5
A few things before I start:
-This event was created on ZeusPro, a popular (for its time) wrestling match simulation engine. I still have the program, and for what it was worth, it was pretty detailed and intensive. Now, I look at it and it's robotic. No flow at all. I started generating events in Extreme Warfare Revenge (even worse) in late 2002 and then started handwriting shows out in early 2003 (which ultimately proved to be the downfall of our text-based era).
-Spelling errors are prevalent. Whoop-dee-do. I was young and foolish, didn't know what I was doin' (thank you, Gap Band).
-The Bad Outdoors was our yearly outdoor pay-per-view, usually hosted in an outdoor (American) football stadium. I can't remember much about the 2000 and 2002 versions, but if I find the events on the Internet Archive, I'll post them.
-TBO 2001 takes place from the (former) Adelphia Coliseum in Nashville, Tennessee. The 2002 version took place at (the former) Pro Player Stadium in Miami, Florida. The 2000 version? I can't remember.
-At this time, the Hardkore Title was the Hardcore Title, the North American Championship was the U.S. Championship, and the HighFlyer Title was the Lightweight Title.
-Some facts like hometowns, height and weight are different, but that's because I changed them later on or I forgot about them.
-At this time, Vinceneil1981 (known back then as Carkus2000) had temporarily left the URWL because of a disagreement we had outside of wrestling earlier that year. The interim vice president (as the title was then known) was my friend John, also known as The Commander. That's why he's a member of the staff in this event.
-Mark Root is also a member of the staff at this time. His tenure was ultimately short-lived. He was the owner of the MWL back in 1999 and 2000, the league that introduced me to e-wrestling and e-feds as a whole (Thanks Mark, wherever you are). I invited him to the URWL, but after a month or so, he quit because he was highly involved in college at the time.
-Scorpion was a pretty prominent wrestler as well in this period of time. He was also a face. His brother, CobrA, did not debut until 2002.
-Spectre was one of our original members. He was pushed pretty big in 2000 through 2001, but fell by the wayside in 2002 and 2003. I was originally going to bring him back for the URWL's YouTube era, but I decided against it.
-I was terrible at booking logical matches back then. You'll see the same people in multiple matches, mainly Scorpion and Spectre. I chock that up to young age and a lack of knowledge about booking.
-Barry White is not involved in this pay-per-view, which is pretty strange. VinceNeil1981 handled Barry back then and because of that disagreement we had, I removed Barry from the roster. It's a very strange period in the URWL without Barry as our #1 face.
-You'll see some familiar faces as well...keep a look out! Enjoy, and see how far we've come.
[Mark Root and Goldash007 are backstage in the VIP room overlooking Adelphia Coliseum.]
Goldash007 - Wow. Look at all those fans. They must be ready for the surprise we have for them tonight.
Mark Root - Hell yeah. Better not tell Commander, though.
[Suddenly The Commander steps into the room in his ring attire with two bottles of Jack Daniels.]
Commander - Hey! What should we do to celebrate my win tonight? Drink 20 shots of Jack each? Have a big Fireworks show after the card? Suspend Spectre?
Goldash007 - Woah, Commander. You have a match against The Captain first, don't get too excited.
Commander - But the Jack Daniels...
Mark Root - We'll talk about it later. You have a match. Go out there and COMPETE!
Commander - Well, okay. But we will have a big party after I win!
Goldash007 - Okay, Commander, Okay.
[Makes No Difference by Sum 41 plays as The Bad Outdoors's intro comes on. A voice says, "And now, Live from Nashville, Tennesee, The Bad Outdoors 2001." The stadium comes into view. Fireworks explode from the Roughness Tron and fire goes up from the ringposts. Fireworks explode one by one down the entranceway as over 45,000 screaming fans await the first match.]
Kurt Ross - LIVE from Music City, USA, Nashville, Tennesse, at the beautiful Adelphia Coliseum, the URWL Welcomes YOU to THE BAD OUTDOORS 2001!! I'm Kurt Ross along with Alex Lord and Joe Hughes and we are ready as ever for this PPV.
Alex Lord - Right On, Kurt. This will be my first PPV and it won't be the last. Look at this crowd here at the Adelphia Coliseum tonight!
Joe Hughes - You guys ain't seen nothin' yet! Tonight the first Deathmatch will occur! The best just got better here tonight.
Kurt Ross - Well, I am very excited tonight for this Pay Per View as always.
The Commander vs. The Captain (URWL United States) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match for the URWL United States title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Washington, District Of Columbia he holds the URWL Championship, URWL United States title belts, The Commander!!! (crowd cheers ************)
[Guerilla Radio by Rage Against The Machine plays. A voice says Welcome To Ground Zero as The Commander steps onto the ramp in a shower of green fireworks. He goes down the aisle and high fives and salutes the fans. Finally Commander slides into the ring and salutes the crowd.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 301 pounds, from Maui,Hawaii, The Captain!!! (crowd boos *********)
["Real American" blasts as Cap'n waves the American flag on the way to the ring. The fans chant "USA,USA,USA" as The Captian yells ATTENTION!
The Commander drops The Captain with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Cap'n puts the chicks wing on The Commander.
(the bell rings) The Commander punches Cap'n in the gut.
Cap'n executes the jumping sidekick on The Commander.
]
Alex Lord - jumping sidekick!
[The Commander stands up.
Cap'n rakes the face of The Commander in attempt to make a come back.
The Commander kicks The Captain in the head.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
Cap'n is up again.
The Captain hops The Commander.
The Captain nails The Commander with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain gets back to his feet.
Cap'n hits The Commander with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Captain moves back to his feet.
The Commander executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - You're watching URWL. I'm the overpaid British dude called Alex Lord.
[The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander gets up.
The Captain stands up.
Cap'n punches The Commander in the head.
Cap'n hits The Commander with the back of his elbow.
Cap'n executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Commander.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Captain executes a swinging bulldog on The Commander driving The Commander's face into the mat.
The Captain is up again.
The Commander trys for a jumping DDT but Cap'n avoids it.
Cap'n trys for a DDT but The Commander avoids it.
The Captain gives The Commander a reverse neckbreaker.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to The Commander.
The Captain measures The Commander up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander punches The Captain in the head.
]
Kurt Ross - The Captain takes a punch.
[The Commander forearm smashes The Captain.
The Commander gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - dragon screw!
[The Captain goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1
The Commander escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - The Captain should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[The Commander executes the airplane spin and throws Cap'n onto the mat.
The Commander sets Cap'n up DDTs him into the mat.
The Commander sends Cap'n to ringside.
]
Alex Lord - Let's start the count out, guys!
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
The Commander fist drops Cap'n on the floor.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
(...3)
The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - The Commander with a fist drop.
[(....4)
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander moves back to his feet.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Cap'n and The Commander move back into the ring.
The Captain knifehand chops The Commander.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Cap'n stands up.
Cap'n executes a headlock takedown.
]
Joe Hughes - The Commander was hurt after that headlock takedown by Cap'n.
[The Captain rolls onto The Commander connecting with a knee.
The Commander moves back to his feet.
The Commander uses a closed fist on Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - punch!
[The Commander kicks The Captain in the head.
The Commander fist drops Cap'n on the mat.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - fist drop!
[The Commander gets back to his feet.
The Commander delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Cap'n hard to the mat.
]
Joe Hughes - If The Commander keeps using moves like that inverted power bomb he will be victorious!!
[The Commander drags The Captain to the floor.
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
The Commander chokes The Captain with a microphone cable.
(..2)
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - The Commander executes a fist drop.
[The Commander gets back to his feet.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
(...3)
The Commander punches The Captain in the gut.
(....4)
The Commander forearm smashes The Captain.
(.....5)
The Commander and Cap'n move back into the ring.
The Commander punches Cap'n in the gut.
The Commander gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[The Captain hits The Commander with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander nails The Captain with an inverted DDT.
Now The Commander standing.
The Commander covers Cap'n.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Cap'n escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - We almost had a winner.
[Now Cap'n standing.
]
Alex Lord - What a show here tonight.
[The Commander punches The Captain in the head.
The Commander drives a forearm into the head of Cap'n.
The Commander delivers a kick to the head of Cap'n.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander knocks out The Captain with the Boot Camp Slam!!!
The Commander covers Cap'n.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Joe Hughes - Impressive win by The Commander!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL United States champion, The Commander!!!
[Commander raises his title over his head and salutes his defeated opponent. He grabs a microphone.]
The Commander - So, Captain, did you enjoy how I just kicked your stupid little ass? You are a disgrace to the URWL. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
[Guerilla Radio plays again as Commander walks out.]
Luchadoer X vs. Carl Load (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 211 pounds, from Acapulco, Mexico a member of Gung Ho, Luchadoer X!!! (crowd boos )
[My Woman From Tokyo plays on the speakers. Luchadoer X comes out. The fans boo him and say Gung Ho Sucks as he makes his way down ths aisleway. He goes into the ring and he flips off the top rope.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 319 pounds, from Sydney, Australia, he holds the URWL Television title belt, Carl Load!!!
["Jeremy" by Pearl Jam blares on the speakers as Carl Load steps onto the ramp. As Carl Makes his way down the aisle, he looks at the signs that the fans have. He goes into the ring and waits in the corner for the bell.
Lucha X places Load on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Load executes a pumphandle suplex on Lucha X.
(the bell rings) Luchadoer X executes a headlock takedown.
Carl Load is back on his feet.
Load punches Luchadoer X in the head.
Lucha chops Carl Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Lucha X executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
Lucha covers Carl Load hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Carl Load kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - Not even close!
[Carl Load gets up.
Lucha short lariats Carl Load.
Lucha measures Load up and drops a closed fist.
Luchadoer X is back on his feet.
Luchadoer X applies an arm wrench to Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Lucha goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Carl Load escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Carl Load is back on his feet.
Load delivers a spine buster to Luchadoer X.
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Luchadoer X.
]
Joe Hughes - Lucha X was hurt after that slingshot elbow drop attack by Load.
[Load puts Lucha in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Lucha standing.
Lucha X uses a closed fist on Carl Load.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on Lucha.
]
Kurt Ross - Lucha takes a high cross body.
[Load gets back to his feet.
Luchadoer X stands up.
Lucha X nails Load with a belly-to-back suplex.
Lucha is back on his feet.
Luchadoer X knees Load and rolls back to his feet.
Lucha X fist drops Carl Load on the mat.
Luchadoer X grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
Lucha X covers Load.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Load kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Now Load standing.
Luchadoer X hits a spinning leg lariat on Carl Load sending him to the mat.
Luchadoer X covers Load.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Load kicks out.
]
Alex Lord - Weak one there. REALLY Weak one.
[Lucha hits a tiger driver on Carl Load.
Lucha X is up again.
Now Carl Load standing.
Luchadoer X locks Load in the kneebar.
Referee Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... ... Load trys to escape. ... Load is fighting the hold. ... Luchadoer X breaks the hold.
Carl Load picks up Lucha and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2
Lucha kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - Load was so close!!
[Luchadoer X stands up.
Lucha uses a swinging DDT to plant Carl Load's head into the mat.
Now Load standing.
Lucha and Load go to the floor
]
Alex Lord - Let's start the count out, guys!
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Alex Lord - I think Carl Load is having a great match, what do you think, boys?
Joe Hughes - Not here, not now.
[(..2)
Luchadoer X executes a swinging bulldog on Load driving Carl Load's face into the floor.
Lucha X moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Lucha rolls onto Carl Load connecting with a knee.
Carl Load moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Load gets hit with a dragon scerw from Lucha.
Lucha gets up.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Lucha applies an arm wrench to Load.
Lucha nails Load with an inverted DDT.
Lucha sucks chants start in the crowd.
]
Kurt Ross - Nice inverted DDT by Luchadoer X.
[Luchadoer X measures Carl Load up and drops a closed fist.
Luchadoer X gets back to his feet.
Carl Load stands up.
Carl Load superkicks Lucha! Luchadoer X is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Lucha X rakes the face of Load in attempt to make a come back.
Lucha knifehand chops Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - Carl Load takes a knifehand chop.
[Carl Load hits Lucha with a heart punch.
Lucha leg lariats Carl Load, sending him to the mat.
Luchadoer X covers Carl Load hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Carl Load escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - 2 and a half!
[Luchadoer X grabs Load's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... ... Lucha X tightens the hold. ... Load is fighting the hold. ... Load is fighting the hold. Load escapes.
Lucha X executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Carl Load.
Luchadoer X hits a spinning leg lariat on Load sending him to the mat.
Load piledrives Lucha X.
Lucha X is up again.
Carl Load knocks Luchadoer X out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Load excecutes the Pesticide DDT on Lucha X and he is out!
Carl Load covers Lucha X.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Alex Lord - Your winner, Carl Load! I did that to impress the royal family.
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, Carl Load!!!
[Spectre is talking with Scorpion backstage. The fans cheer when they see them on camera.]
Spectre - Now, listen, Scorp. Stay on the attack against Carl Load. He just won a match and he still has the adrenaline rush in him.
Scorpion - What about J.J. Brown?
Spectre - You've beaten him three times before. Show him that RFTD 3 came to play tonight.
RFTD 3 vs. Experts Of Execution (URWL Elite Tag Team Titles)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the URWL Elite Tag Team titles. On their way to the ring at this time, Spectre and Scorpion, RFTD 3!!! (Crowd cheers***********)
[Rush's Temples Of Syrinx plays. RFTD 3 step up on the ramp. The crowd cheers loudly. Scorpion and Spectre go down the aisle and high five their fans. Spectre and Scorpion go to the top rope and raise their arms up.
]
Andy Delmore - and their opponents, the current URWL Elite Tag Team Champions, the team of Carl Load and J.J. Brown, the Experts Of Execution!
["Feelings" by The Offspring plays and Carl Load and JJ Brown, step out. They go down the aisle and run down into the ring.
Spectre tests out the ropes.
Big J stares at Spectre.
(ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Spectre sends J.J. Brown to the corner of the ring.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre with a weak move.
[Carl Load tagged in by Double J.
Carl Load puts Spectre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Spectre tags Scorpion.
They lockup. Stinger sends Load to the corner of the ring.
]
Joe Hughes - Load is losing even more now, he's being doubleteamed!
[Stinger is back on his feet.
Stinger pokes Carl Load in the eye with his thumb.
Carl Load gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger with a corkscrew armdrag.
[ Double J tagged in by Carl Load.
Big J tackles Stinger.
J.J. Brown tags Carl Load.
Big J grabs Stinger and applies an arm wrench.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Stinger is being double teamed!
[They lockup. Stinger sends J.J. Brown to the corner of the ring.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Scorpion mule kicks Double J.
Scorpion tags in Spectre.
Spectre punches Carl Load repeatedly.
Spectre suplexes Carl Load.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Carl Load is being double teamed!
[Carl Load clotheslines Spectre.
Scorpion tagged in by Spectre.
Stinger trys for a superplex but is unable to lift Load.
Scorpion pulls Carl Load's hair.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Stinger brings in Spectre for RFTD 3.
Stinger neck snaps Load.
Carl Load gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Load is being double teamed!
[Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
Load uppercuts Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Load with a uppercut.
[Spectre tags Stinger.
Scorpion shoulder tackles Carl Load.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Carl Load gets up.
Carl Load executes an airplane spin on Stinger.
Carl Load is up again.
Load trys for a takeover suplex but Scorpion avoids it.
Carl Load and Scorpion go to the floor
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Carl Load punches Scorpion in the head.
(...3)
Scorpion punches Carl Load in the gut.
]
Alex Lord - fist to midsection!
[(....4)
Scorpion tackles Load to the floor.
Carl Load climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Scorpion and Load move back into the ring.
Stinger pulls Carl Load's hair.
Carl Load brings in Double J for Experts Of Execution.
Stinger fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion moves back to his feet.
Carl Load tagged in by Double J.
Double J suplexes Stinger.
Stinger gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
J.J. Brown punches Stinger repeatedly.
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion is losing even more now, he's being doubleteamed!
[Scorpion fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Double J picks up Scorpion and front slams him on the mat.
Big J gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Stinger fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion stands up.
Scorpion brings in Spectre for RFTD 3.
Carl Load puts Spectre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
Spectre trys for a handspring bodyblock but Carl Load avoids it.
]
Alex Lord - This is Alex Lord. If you didn't know yet, I'm from England.
[Spectre nails Load with a double underhook suplex.
]
Kurt Ross - Nice double underhook suplex by Spectre.
[Spectre sends Carl Load to ringside.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre can't get a pin at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Spectre throws a chair at Carl Load.
(..2)
Spectre clotheslines Load.
(...3)
Spectre nails Load with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre stands up.
(....4)
They lockup. Spectre sends Carl Load to the corner of ringside.
(.....5)
Load and Spectre move back into the ring.
Load uppercuts Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - Good uppercut by Carl Load.
[Carl Load hits Spectre with a heart punch.
Spectre is up again.
Scorpion tagged in by Spectre.
Scorpion pokes Carl Load in the eye with his thumb.
]
Kurt Ross - Scorpion executes a thumb to the eye.
[ Double J tagged in by Carl Load.
J.J. Brown executes a swinging bulldog on Stinger driving Stinger's face into the mat.
Double J stands up.
Stinger tags in Spectre.
Spectre nails Double J with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre tags Stinger.
Spectre suplexes Big J.
Spectre piledrives J.J. Brown.
Spectre piledrives Big J.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! J.J. Brown is being double teamed!
[Spectre clotheslines J.J. Brown.
J.J. Brown gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre with a dragon screw.
[J.J. Brown moves back to his feet.
Spectre jumps off of the top rope and NAILS Big J with the Top Rope Laser Flip!!!
Big J tags in Carl Load.
They lockup. Scorpion sends Load to the corner of the ring.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on Scorpion.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Carl Load is back on his feet.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion trys for a superplex but is unable to lift Carl Load.
Load superkicks Stinger! Stinger is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion neck snaps Load.
Load tags in Big J.
Stinger fist drops Big J on the mat.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger with a fist drop.
[Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion tags Spectre.
Spectre suplexes J.J. Brown.
J.J. Brown moves back to his feet.
Spectre drags Double J to the floor.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre can't get a pin at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Big J executes a swinging neckbreaker on Spectre.
(..2)
Double J throws a chair at Spectre.
(...3)
Big J grabs Spectre and applies an arm wrench.
(....4)
Double J applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Double J with a arm wrench.
[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Double J.
]
Joe Hughes - Double J was hurt after that jumping sidekick by Spectre.
[J.J. Brown is back on his feet.
J.J. Brown takes Spectre off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Spectre gets up.
Spectre tags Scorpion.
Big J hits a spinning leg lariat on Stinger sending him to the mat.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion makes the tag to Spectre.
Double J runs and tackles Spectre. Double J punches him in the head.
Big J grabs Spectre and applies an arm wrench.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Spectre gets up.
J.J. Brown picks Spectre up and side suplexes him to the mat.
Now J.J. Brown standing.
Big J puts Spectre in a reverse chin lock.
Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... Spectre trys to escape. ... Double J tightens the hold. ... Double J breaks the hold.
]
Kurt Ross - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[ Double J and Spectre go to the floor
]
Alex Lord - Weapons load ringside like a gun.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Kurt Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[J.J. Brown sets Spectre up DDTs him into the floor.
]
Joe Hughes - WOW! That power move by Double J shook our announcing booth!
[ Big J takes Spectre into the ring.
Double J sets Spectre up DDTs him into the mat.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
J.J. Brown tags Load.
Load powerbombs Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre is being double teamed!
[Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Spectre brings in Scorpion for RFTD 3.
Scorpion mule kicks Load.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Carl Load is being double teamed!
[Stinger is t-bone suplexed by Load.
Scorpion tags Spectre.
Spectre is speared by Load.
Carl Load climbs to his feet.
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Spectre.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre hits Load with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre sets Load up DDTs him into the mat.
Spectre lifts Load up by the hair and powerbombs him down. That's the bombshaft.
Spectre covers Load hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Andy Delmore - The winners of this match, and new URWL Elite Tag Team champions, RFTD 3!!!
[Barry Darr raises RFTD 3's arms and gives them the Elite Tag Team Titles. They go on the top ropes and raise the belts above their heads. They high five the fans near the entranceway on the way back to the locker room.]
Kurt Ross - Carl Load must be exhausted. It's his third match in a row tonight.
Alex Lord - If he retains his TV title, he will be one of the toughest in the buisiness.
Carl Load vs. The Sabre (URWL Television) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match for the URWL Television title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan a member of Gung Ho, The Sabre!!! (crowd boos****)
[Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliot plays as The Sabre steps out and he is booed by the fans. He approaches the ring and gives the middle finger to the booing fans as he walks by. He steps into the ring and goes on the 2nd rope. He is still booed. He flips off the audience.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 319 pounds, from Tulsa, Oklahoma he holds the URWL Television title belt, Carl Load!!! (Crowd cheers*******)
["Jeremy" by Pearl Jam blares on the speakers as Carl Load waits for the bell.
Sabre executes a pumphandle suplex on Load.
Carl Load executes a pumphandle suplex on Sabre.
(ding, ding, ding) The Sabre rakes the face of Carl Load in attempt to make a come back.
Sabre tackles Carl Load and pummels his head.
The Sabre grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
]
Kurt Ross - arm wrench!
[Load superkicks The Sabre! The Sabre is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Sabre climbs to his feet.
Carl Load uses a closed fist on Sabre.
]
Alex Lord - punch!
[Load gets elbowed to his midsection by Load.
]
Joe Hughes - Sabra Cadabra with a elbow to midsection.
[Carl Load delivers a spine buster to Sabra Cadabra.
Carl Load and The Sabre go to the floor
]
Kurt Ross - Sabra Cadabra is much safer at ringside. Load can't get a pin there.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Load swings a Steel chair and hits The Sabre.
The Sabre is bleeding as a result.
]
Joe Hughes - This is sports entertainment at it's finest.
Alex Lord - Blood! Blood! The Queen Mum will dispose of this!
[(..2)
Carl Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
]
Joe Hughes - The Sabre was hurt after that arm grapevine by Load.
[Sabre is up again.
(...3)
Sabre uppercuts Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[(....4)
Load puts Sabra Cadabra on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Load climbs to his feet.
Sabra Cadabra gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Load and Sabre move back into the ring.
Load with a high crossbody on Sabra Cadabra.
]
Kurt Ross - high cross body!
[Carl Load gets back to his feet.
Now Sabra Cadabra standing.
Carl Load gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Joe Hughes - Good elbowsmash by Sabre.
[Sabre hits Carl Load with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Load hits Sabra Cadabra with a heart punch.
The Sabre picks Load up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Sabra Cadabra stands up.
Sabra Cadabra apllies the camel clutch on Carl Load.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... The Sabre tightens the hold. The Sabre breaks the hold.
Sabre and Load go to the floor
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load is much safer at ringside. The Sabre can't get a pin there.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Alex Lord - Sabre is GOD.
[(..2)
The Sabre grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
(...3)
Sabre applies an arm wrench to Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - The Sabre with a arm wrench.
[(....4)
Carl Load uppercuts Sabre.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Load and Sabre move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Carl Load and Sabre move back to ringside.
Load takes Sabra Cadabra into the ring.
Carl Load puts The Sabre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Carl Load is up again.
Now The Sabre standing.
Sabre uses a closed fist on Carl Load.
Load gets elbowed to his midsection by Load.
Carl Load goes for a power bomb but The Sabre dodges the attack.
Load and The Sabre go to the floor
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load and The Sabre could get counted out at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Kurt Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[The Sabre is t-bone suplexed by Load.
Load gets up.
(..2)
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Sabre.
]
Alex Lord - slingshot elbow drop!
[They fight into the aisle.
(...3)
]
Kurt Ross - The Unnessesary Roughness Wrestling League is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Now Sabre standing.
(....4)
Load gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Joe Hughes - Good elbowsmash by Sabre.
[(.....5)
Load and The Sabre move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Carl Load superkicks The Sabre! Sabra Cadabra is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
]
Kurt Ross - The Sabre takes a arm grapevine.
[Carl Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts.
...1
The Sabre escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load should've known better.
[Load with a high crossbody on The Sabre.
Carl Load gets up.
The Sabre moves back to his feet.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Sabre takes Load down hard.
Sabre applies an arm wrench to Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - Sabre executes a arm wrench.
[Carl Load climbs to his feet.
Load uppercuts Sabre.
Carl Load punches Sabra Cadabra in the head.
Carl Load hits Sabra Cadabra with a heart punch.
Sabra Cadabra climbs to his feet.
The Sabre tackles and begins punching Carl Load.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on The Sabre.
Now The Sabre standing.
Load with a takeover suplex on Sabra Cadabra.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Sabra Cadabra rakes the face of Load in attempt to make a come back.
The Sabre punches Load in the head.
Load puts The Sabre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Load climbs to his feet.
The Sabre gets up.
Sabre hits Carl Load with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Carl Load moves back to his feet.
Load uppercuts Sabra Cadabra.
Sabra Cadabra uppercuts Load.
Carl Load knocks The Sabre out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Carl Load sends The Sabre to ringside.
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Load puts The Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Carl Load puts Sabra Cadabra in an arm grapevine submission.
Load and Sabra Cadabra move back into the ring.
Load puts Sabra Cadabra in an arm grapevine submission.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Load excecutes the Pesticide DDT on The Sabre and he is out!
Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Alex Lord - Load wins! Load wins! Load wins! OH MY GOD Load WINS!!!!!!!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL Television champion, Carl Load!!!
[Carl Load holds the TV Title above his head and the crown cheers and chants "Load, Load, Load". He is a tough compeditor.]
[Commander is backstage lifting weights.]
Joe Hughes - Look at the face of The Commander. He must be ready to take on Spectre later tonight.
The Captain vs. Spectre (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 301 pounds, from Maui,Hawaii, The Captain!!! (crowd boos ************)
["Real American" blasts as Cap'n waves the American flag on the way to the ring. The fans chant "Jobber, Jobber, Jobber" as The Captian yells ATTENTION!
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 221 pounds, from Boston, Mass a member of RFTD 3 he holds the URWL European title belt, Spectre!!! (crowd cheers ******************)
[Uncle Kracker's What U Lookin At plays as Spectre steps out onto the ramp. The Roughness Tron lights up with fireworks as Spectre walks down the aisleway. He highfives some of the fans on his way to the ring. Spectre climbs into the ring and pumps up the crowd. The crowd responds with a loud cheer
Cap'n places Spectre on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Spectre tests out the ropes.
(ding, ding, ding) The Captain connects with a flying knee. Spectre goes down.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre is up again.
The Captain is up again.
Spectre gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Captain comes over and smashes Spectre's head into it.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - The Captain takes a dragon screw.
[Spectre is up again.
Cap'n is up again.
Cap'n short lariats Spectre.
Spectre is back on his feet.
The Captain gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Spectre sends Cap'n to the corner of the ring.
The Captain picks Spectre up and side slams him to the mat.
The Captain climbs to his feet.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[The Captain fist drops Spectre on the mat.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
The Captain hits a spinning leg lariat on Spectre sending him to the mat.
Cap'n goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Spectre kicks out.
]
Joe Hughes - What a weak pin. I would even get out of that one.
[Cap'n nails Spectre with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain stands up.
Cap'n rolls onto Spectre connecting with a knee.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
Spectre grabs The Captain's head and DDT's him on the mat.
]
Alex Lord - Chaps, take a lesson from Spectre. Always kick Cap'n's rear with a DDT. It worked for Cap'n!
[Spectre gets up.
Now Cap'n standing.
Cap'n hits Spectre with the back of his elbow.
]
Kurt Ross - Cap'n executes a back elbow.
[Spectre gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Alex Lord - corkscrew armdrag!
[Spectre gets back to his feet.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Captain comes over and smashes Spectre's head into it.
The Captain executes a headlock takedown.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Cap'n fist drops Spectre on the mat.
Cap'n stands up.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
Cap'n rolls onto Spectre connecting with a knee.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre grabs Cap'n's head and DDT's him on the mat.
]
Kurt Ross - Good DDT by Spectre.
[Spectre stands up.
Cap'n is up again.
Spectre jumps off of the top rope and NAILS The Captain with the Top Rope Laser Flip!!!
Now Spectre standing.
Spectre trys for a power move but Cap'n avoids it.
Spectre and Cap'n go to the floor
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Spectre clotheslines Cap'n.
(...3)
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
The Captain is back on his feet.
(....4)
Spectre gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cap'n.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre takes a dragon screw.
[Cap'n stands up.
Spectre gets up.
(.....5)
Spectre takes The Captain into the ring.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
]
Alex Lord - jumping sidekick!
[The Captain gets back to his feet.
The Captain uses a closed fist on Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
The Captain knifehand chops Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Cap'n stands up.
Spectre goes for a double underhook suplex but The Captain dodges the attack.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain moves back to his feet.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre executes a jumping sidekick.
[The Captain hits a spinning leg lariat on Spectre sending him to the mat.
Spectre gets up.
Cap'n rakes the face of Spectre in attempt to make a come back.
The Captain executes a swinging bulldog on Spectre driving Spectre's face into the mat.
Spectre gets back to his feet.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
The Captain gets back to his feet.
Cap'n short lariats Spectre.
Spectre gets back to his feet.
Cap'n baba chops Spectre three times.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre covers The Captain.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
The Captain escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Captain is up again.
Cap'n gives Spectre a reverse neckbreaker.
Cap'n is back on his feet.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
Spectre punches Cap'n repeatedly.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Cap'n stands up.
The Captain hops Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre is back on his feet.
Spectre covers The Captain hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
The Captain escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - What a weak pin. I would even get out of that one.
[Cap'n trys for a stomachbreaker but Spectre avoids it.
The Captain takes Spectre down with a knee.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
Spectre nails Cap'n with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
They lockup. Spectre sends Cap'n to the corner of the ring.
]
Alex Lord - weak move!
[The Captain gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre goes for a pin.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
Cap'n escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Now Cap'n standing.
Cap'n executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Spectre.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Spectre standing.
Spectre does a handspring and hits The Captain with a bodyblock, what a move!
Spectre stands up.
]
Alex Lord - Welcome to the big show. This is the URWL. Not SportsCenter.
[The Captain stands up.
The Captain executes the jumping sidekick on Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre takes a jumping sidekick.
[Spectre nails Cap'n with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre hits Cap'n with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre clotheslines The Captain.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Spectre lifts The Captain up by the hair and powerbombs him down. That's the bombshaft.
Spectre goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre tastes victory!!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, Spectre!!!
[Scorpion is seen with a cart of weapons backstage.]
Alex Lord - Damn, he must be ready to defend his title.
Scorpion vs. Mr. Roboto (URWL Hardcore) gimmick (Backstage Brawl)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Backstage Brawl for the URWL Hardcore title. On his way to the backstage hallway at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois a member of RFTD 3 accompanied by Spectre he holds the URWL Hardcore title belt, Scorpion!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Stone Temple Pilots' Interstate Love Song plays as The Scorpion brings his cart of weapons out.]
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from Hiroshima,Japan a member of Gung Ho accompanied by The Sabre, Mr. Roboto!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Mr Roboto by Styx blasts on the speakers as Mr Roboto steps out.
Stinger drops The Robot with a Gorilla Press Slam on the Concrete.
Barry Darr checks Mr. Roboto's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
Mr. Roboto goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Stinger.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger takes a flying double foot stomp.
[Mr. Roboto hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Mr. Roboto is up again.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion tackles Mr. Roboto to the Concrete.
Now Scorpion standing.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger climbs to his feet.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
The Robot leaps up, swings around Scorpion and DDT's him onto the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto brings Scorpion to the parking lot!
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion is kicking some major ass here tonight, isn't he?
Kurt Ross - Not in this life time.
[Scorpion picks up Mr. Roboto and executes the cradle DDT.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Mr. Roboto gets up.
Scorpion swings Cane and hits Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto is bleeding as a result.
]
Alex Lord - Damn! What a match!
[Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
The Robot slaps both sides of Scorpion's head out of desperation.
Scorpion puts Mr. Roboto on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto gets back to his feet.
Scorpion mule kicks The Robot.
The Robot gets up.
Stinger executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mr. Roboto.
]
Joe Hughes - This is Joe Hughes.
Alex Lord - I hope there is no people here who faint from the mere sight of blood! It's all over Parking Lot!!!
[The Robot kicks Scorpion's head out of desperation because Scorpion blocked The Robot's first kick.
Scorpion is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
The Robot climbs to his feet.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Stinger pokes Mr. Roboto in the eye with his thumb.
]
Kurt Ross - thumb to the eye!
[Stinger gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Mr. Roboto gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
A somersault neckbreaker from The Robot nearly hospitalizes Scorpion.
The Robot cuts Scorpion with Razor.
Scorpion is bleeding as a result.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Stinger pulls The Robot's hair.
]
Joe Hughes - The Robot takes a hair pull.
[Mr. Roboto hits a jumping elbow hrust on Scorpion.
Scorpion moves back to his feet.
Scorpion neck snaps The Robot.
Stinger pulls Mr. Roboto's hair.
A flying shoulder block send Stinger to the Concrete.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
The Robot goes for a pin.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Scorpion escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Stay on the attack, Mr. Roboto, you'll need it badly soon.
[Scorpion gets up.
The Robot executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stinger.
]
Kurt Ross - ropeflip hiptoss!
[The Robot hits Stinger with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Mr. Roboto is back on his feet.
Stinger moves back to his feet.
Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion with a fist to midsection.
[Scorpion mule kicks The Robot.
]
Alex Lord - mule kick!
[Stinger fist drops Mr. Roboto on the Concrete.
]
Kurt Ross - Scorpion with a fist drop.
[Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Mr. Roboto sets Stinger up on the top rope, then he powerbombs him onto the Concrete!
An elbow submission by The Robot brings Stinger down to the Concrete.
Barry Darr asks Stinger if he quits.
... ... Stinger is fighting the hold. ... Stinger trys to escape. ... Stinger escapes.
Mr. Roboto brings Scorpion backstage.
Stinger is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion pokes The Robot in the eye with his thumb.
Mr. Roboto elbow smashes Stinger in the nose.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Scorpion puts Mr. Roboto on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Scorpion measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Scorpion gets up.
The Robot is up again.
Scorpion picks up The Robot and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Mr. Roboto jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Stinger.
The Robot gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Scorpion covers Mr. Roboto.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2
Mr. Roboto kicks out.
]
Joe Hughes - Stinger should've known better.
[Stinger shoulder tackles The Robot.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
The Robot gets up.
Mr. Roboto elbows Stinger in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Stinger neck snaps Mr. Roboto.
Scorpion on the top rope, and Mr. Roboto catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT.
]
Alex Lord - Chaps, take a lesson from The Robot. Always kick Stinger's rear with a top-rope DDT. It worked for Stinger!
[The Robot is up again.
Now Stinger standing.
Scorpion pulls The Robot's hair.
Scorpion shoulder tackles The Robot.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Stinger gets up.
Scorpion measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
]
Joe Hughes - Mr. Roboto was hurt after that fist drop by Stinger.
[Stinger moves back to his feet.
The Robot is up again.
Mr. Roboto pulls out a sitdown faceslam from his back pocket, taking Stinger face first into the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto brings Stinger to the parking lot!
Mr. Roboto cuts Stinger with Shovel.
Stinger is bleeding as a result.
]
Kurt Ross - Hell, This match is great.
[The Robot hits Stinger with an elbowdrop.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
Stinger punches The Robot in the gut.
]
Joe Hughes - The Robot takes a fist to midsection.
[Scorpion puts The Robot on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Stinger fist drops Mr. Roboto on the Concrete.
Scorpion is up again.
Scorpion measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
The Robot gets up.
Mr. Roboto with a frankensteiner on Scorpion.
]
Kurt Ross - That frankensteiner was very good.
[The Robot gets back to his feet.
Stinger is locked in an elbow submission by Mr. Roboto.
Barry Darr asks Scorpion if he quits.
... Mr. Roboto tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Scorpion escapes.
Mr. Roboto brings Stinger backstage.
]
Kurt Ross - My God!! What a match!
[The flying hip attack by Mr. Roboto didn't do too much damage to Scorpion.
Now Mr. Roboto standing.
Now Scorpion standing.
Mr. Roboto gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Mr. Roboto is up again.
Mr. Roboto whips Stinger's feet from under him with a side kick.
Now The Robot standing.
Stinger moves back to his feet.
Scorpion pokes The Robot in the eye with his thumb.
Stinger neck snaps Mr. Roboto.
]
Alex Lord - neck snap!
[Mr. Roboto gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Scorpion.
Stinger mule kicks The Robot.
]
Kurt Ross - The Robot takes a mule kick.
[Mr. Roboto stands up.
The Robot dropkicks Scorpion to the face.
An elbow submission by Mr. Roboto brings Stinger down to the Concrete.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Mr. Roboto tightens the hold. Mr. Roboto breaks the hold.
The Robot brings Scorpion to the parking lot!
The Sabre punches Stinger repeatedly.
Mr. Roboto hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop.
Mr. Roboto covers Stinger hooking the leg.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Stinger escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Stay on the attack, The Robot, you'll need it badly soon.
[Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
Flying somersault drop kick by The Robot puts him back in the match.
]
Kurt Ross - The Robot executes a flying somersault dropkick.
[Mr. Roboto gets up.
The Robot hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop.
Now Mr. Roboto standing.
Now Scorpion standing.
Mr. Roboto hits a flying karate chop right to Stinger's neck.
Scorpion holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Satalitte scissors by Mr. Roboto throw Stinger across the Parking Lot.
]
Alex Lord - flying head scissors!
[Mr. Roboto is up again.
Scorpion is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
Mr. Roboto gets up.
The Robot gets set on top the turnbuckle then The Robot hits Scorpion with a splash.
Stinger brings Mr. Roboto backstage.
Scorpion hits a tiger driver on The Robot.
Scorpion measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
Scorpion gets up.
Mr. Roboto gets knocked cold with Scorpion's Weapon Of Choice!!
Stinger covers Mr. Roboto hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Kurt Ross - We've got ourselves a winner!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL Hardcore champion, Scorpion!!!
Kurt Ross - Scorpion will now take on J.J. Brown.
-This event was created on ZeusPro, a popular (for its time) wrestling match simulation engine. I still have the program, and for what it was worth, it was pretty detailed and intensive. Now, I look at it and it's robotic. No flow at all. I started generating events in Extreme Warfare Revenge (even worse) in late 2002 and then started handwriting shows out in early 2003 (which ultimately proved to be the downfall of our text-based era).
-Spelling errors are prevalent. Whoop-dee-do. I was young and foolish, didn't know what I was doin' (thank you, Gap Band).
-The Bad Outdoors was our yearly outdoor pay-per-view, usually hosted in an outdoor (American) football stadium. I can't remember much about the 2000 and 2002 versions, but if I find the events on the Internet Archive, I'll post them.
-TBO 2001 takes place from the (former) Adelphia Coliseum in Nashville, Tennessee. The 2002 version took place at (the former) Pro Player Stadium in Miami, Florida. The 2000 version? I can't remember.
-At this time, the Hardkore Title was the Hardcore Title, the North American Championship was the U.S. Championship, and the HighFlyer Title was the Lightweight Title.
-Some facts like hometowns, height and weight are different, but that's because I changed them later on or I forgot about them.
-At this time, Vinceneil1981 (known back then as Carkus2000) had temporarily left the URWL because of a disagreement we had outside of wrestling earlier that year. The interim vice president (as the title was then known) was my friend John, also known as The Commander. That's why he's a member of the staff in this event.
-Mark Root is also a member of the staff at this time. His tenure was ultimately short-lived. He was the owner of the MWL back in 1999 and 2000, the league that introduced me to e-wrestling and e-feds as a whole (Thanks Mark, wherever you are). I invited him to the URWL, but after a month or so, he quit because he was highly involved in college at the time.
-Scorpion was a pretty prominent wrestler as well in this period of time. He was also a face. His brother, CobrA, did not debut until 2002.
-Spectre was one of our original members. He was pushed pretty big in 2000 through 2001, but fell by the wayside in 2002 and 2003. I was originally going to bring him back for the URWL's YouTube era, but I decided against it.
-I was terrible at booking logical matches back then. You'll see the same people in multiple matches, mainly Scorpion and Spectre. I chock that up to young age and a lack of knowledge about booking.
-Barry White is not involved in this pay-per-view, which is pretty strange. VinceNeil1981 handled Barry back then and because of that disagreement we had, I removed Barry from the roster. It's a very strange period in the URWL without Barry as our #1 face.
-You'll see some familiar faces as well...keep a look out! Enjoy, and see how far we've come.
[Mark Root and Goldash007 are backstage in the VIP room overlooking Adelphia Coliseum.]
Goldash007 - Wow. Look at all those fans. They must be ready for the surprise we have for them tonight.
Mark Root - Hell yeah. Better not tell Commander, though.
[Suddenly The Commander steps into the room in his ring attire with two bottles of Jack Daniels.]
Commander - Hey! What should we do to celebrate my win tonight? Drink 20 shots of Jack each? Have a big Fireworks show after the card? Suspend Spectre?
Goldash007 - Woah, Commander. You have a match against The Captain first, don't get too excited.
Commander - But the Jack Daniels...
Mark Root - We'll talk about it later. You have a match. Go out there and COMPETE!
Commander - Well, okay. But we will have a big party after I win!
Goldash007 - Okay, Commander, Okay.
[Makes No Difference by Sum 41 plays as The Bad Outdoors's intro comes on. A voice says, "And now, Live from Nashville, Tennesee, The Bad Outdoors 2001." The stadium comes into view. Fireworks explode from the Roughness Tron and fire goes up from the ringposts. Fireworks explode one by one down the entranceway as over 45,000 screaming fans await the first match.]
Kurt Ross - LIVE from Music City, USA, Nashville, Tennesse, at the beautiful Adelphia Coliseum, the URWL Welcomes YOU to THE BAD OUTDOORS 2001!! I'm Kurt Ross along with Alex Lord and Joe Hughes and we are ready as ever for this PPV.
Alex Lord - Right On, Kurt. This will be my first PPV and it won't be the last. Look at this crowd here at the Adelphia Coliseum tonight!
Joe Hughes - You guys ain't seen nothin' yet! Tonight the first Deathmatch will occur! The best just got better here tonight.
Kurt Ross - Well, I am very excited tonight for this Pay Per View as always.
The Commander vs. The Captain (URWL United States) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match for the URWL United States title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Washington, District Of Columbia he holds the URWL Championship, URWL United States title belts, The Commander!!! (crowd cheers ************)
[Guerilla Radio by Rage Against The Machine plays. A voice says Welcome To Ground Zero as The Commander steps onto the ramp in a shower of green fireworks. He goes down the aisle and high fives and salutes the fans. Finally Commander slides into the ring and salutes the crowd.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 301 pounds, from Maui,Hawaii, The Captain!!! (crowd boos *********)
["Real American" blasts as Cap'n waves the American flag on the way to the ring. The fans chant "USA,USA,USA" as The Captian yells ATTENTION!
The Commander drops The Captain with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Cap'n puts the chicks wing on The Commander.
(the bell rings) The Commander punches Cap'n in the gut.
Cap'n executes the jumping sidekick on The Commander.
]
Alex Lord - jumping sidekick!
[The Commander stands up.
Cap'n rakes the face of The Commander in attempt to make a come back.
The Commander kicks The Captain in the head.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
Cap'n is up again.
The Captain hops The Commander.
The Captain nails The Commander with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain gets back to his feet.
Cap'n hits The Commander with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Captain moves back to his feet.
The Commander executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - You're watching URWL. I'm the overpaid British dude called Alex Lord.
[The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander gets up.
The Captain stands up.
Cap'n punches The Commander in the head.
Cap'n hits The Commander with the back of his elbow.
Cap'n executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Commander.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Captain executes a swinging bulldog on The Commander driving The Commander's face into the mat.
The Captain is up again.
The Commander trys for a jumping DDT but Cap'n avoids it.
Cap'n trys for a DDT but The Commander avoids it.
The Captain gives The Commander a reverse neckbreaker.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to The Commander.
The Captain measures The Commander up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander punches The Captain in the head.
]
Kurt Ross - The Captain takes a punch.
[The Commander forearm smashes The Captain.
The Commander gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - dragon screw!
[The Captain goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1
The Commander escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - The Captain should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[The Commander executes the airplane spin and throws Cap'n onto the mat.
The Commander sets Cap'n up DDTs him into the mat.
The Commander sends Cap'n to ringside.
]
Alex Lord - Let's start the count out, guys!
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
The Commander fist drops Cap'n on the floor.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
(...3)
The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - The Commander with a fist drop.
[(....4)
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander moves back to his feet.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Cap'n and The Commander move back into the ring.
The Captain knifehand chops The Commander.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Cap'n stands up.
Cap'n executes a headlock takedown.
]
Joe Hughes - The Commander was hurt after that headlock takedown by Cap'n.
[The Captain rolls onto The Commander connecting with a knee.
The Commander moves back to his feet.
The Commander uses a closed fist on Cap'n.
]
Alex Lord - punch!
[The Commander kicks The Captain in the head.
The Commander fist drops Cap'n on the mat.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander measures The Captain up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - fist drop!
[The Commander gets back to his feet.
The Commander delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Cap'n hard to the mat.
]
Joe Hughes - If The Commander keeps using moves like that inverted power bomb he will be victorious!!
[The Commander drags The Captain to the floor.
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
The Commander chokes The Captain with a microphone cable.
(..2)
The Commander measures Cap'n up and drops a closed fist.
]
Kurt Ross - The Commander executes a fist drop.
[The Commander gets back to his feet.
Cap'n gets back to his feet.
(...3)
The Commander punches The Captain in the gut.
(....4)
The Commander forearm smashes The Captain.
(.....5)
The Commander and Cap'n move back into the ring.
The Commander punches Cap'n in the gut.
The Commander gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[The Captain hits The Commander with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Commander climbs to his feet.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander nails The Captain with an inverted DDT.
Now The Commander standing.
The Commander covers Cap'n.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Cap'n escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - We almost had a winner.
[Now Cap'n standing.
]
Alex Lord - What a show here tonight.
[The Commander punches The Captain in the head.
The Commander drives a forearm into the head of Cap'n.
The Commander delivers a kick to the head of Cap'n.
The Commander executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
The Commander knocks out The Captain with the Boot Camp Slam!!!
The Commander covers Cap'n.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Joe Hughes - Impressive win by The Commander!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL United States champion, The Commander!!!
[Commander raises his title over his head and salutes his defeated opponent. He grabs a microphone.]
The Commander - So, Captain, did you enjoy how I just kicked your stupid little ass? You are a disgrace to the URWL. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
[Guerilla Radio plays again as Commander walks out.]
Luchadoer X vs. Carl Load (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 211 pounds, from Acapulco, Mexico a member of Gung Ho, Luchadoer X!!! (crowd boos )
[My Woman From Tokyo plays on the speakers. Luchadoer X comes out. The fans boo him and say Gung Ho Sucks as he makes his way down ths aisleway. He goes into the ring and he flips off the top rope.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 319 pounds, from Sydney, Australia, he holds the URWL Television title belt, Carl Load!!!
["Jeremy" by Pearl Jam blares on the speakers as Carl Load steps onto the ramp. As Carl Makes his way down the aisle, he looks at the signs that the fans have. He goes into the ring and waits in the corner for the bell.
Lucha X places Load on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Load executes a pumphandle suplex on Lucha X.
(the bell rings) Luchadoer X executes a headlock takedown.
Carl Load is back on his feet.
Load punches Luchadoer X in the head.
Lucha chops Carl Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Lucha X executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
Lucha covers Carl Load hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Carl Load kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - Not even close!
[Carl Load gets up.
Lucha short lariats Carl Load.
Lucha measures Load up and drops a closed fist.
Luchadoer X is back on his feet.
Luchadoer X applies an arm wrench to Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Lucha goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Carl Load escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Carl Load is back on his feet.
Load delivers a spine buster to Luchadoer X.
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Luchadoer X.
]
Joe Hughes - Lucha X was hurt after that slingshot elbow drop attack by Load.
[Load puts Lucha in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Lucha standing.
Lucha X uses a closed fist on Carl Load.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on Lucha.
]
Kurt Ross - Lucha takes a high cross body.
[Load gets back to his feet.
Luchadoer X stands up.
Lucha X nails Load with a belly-to-back suplex.
Lucha is back on his feet.
Luchadoer X knees Load and rolls back to his feet.
Lucha X fist drops Carl Load on the mat.
Luchadoer X grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
Lucha X covers Load.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Load kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Now Load standing.
Luchadoer X hits a spinning leg lariat on Carl Load sending him to the mat.
Luchadoer X covers Load.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Load kicks out.
]
Alex Lord - Weak one there. REALLY Weak one.
[Lucha hits a tiger driver on Carl Load.
Lucha X is up again.
Now Carl Load standing.
Luchadoer X locks Load in the kneebar.
Referee Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... ... Load trys to escape. ... Load is fighting the hold. ... Luchadoer X breaks the hold.
Carl Load picks up Lucha and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2
Lucha kicks out.
]
Kurt Ross - Load was so close!!
[Luchadoer X stands up.
Lucha uses a swinging DDT to plant Carl Load's head into the mat.
Now Load standing.
Lucha and Load go to the floor
]
Alex Lord - Let's start the count out, guys!
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Alex Lord - I think Carl Load is having a great match, what do you think, boys?
Joe Hughes - Not here, not now.
[(..2)
Luchadoer X executes a swinging bulldog on Load driving Carl Load's face into the floor.
Lucha X moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Lucha rolls onto Carl Load connecting with a knee.
Carl Load moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Load gets hit with a dragon scerw from Lucha.
Lucha gets up.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Lucha applies an arm wrench to Load.
Lucha nails Load with an inverted DDT.
Lucha sucks chants start in the crowd.
]
Kurt Ross - Nice inverted DDT by Luchadoer X.
[Luchadoer X measures Carl Load up and drops a closed fist.
Luchadoer X gets back to his feet.
Carl Load stands up.
Carl Load superkicks Lucha! Luchadoer X is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Lucha X rakes the face of Load in attempt to make a come back.
Lucha knifehand chops Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - Carl Load takes a knifehand chop.
[Carl Load hits Lucha with a heart punch.
Lucha leg lariats Carl Load, sending him to the mat.
Luchadoer X covers Carl Load hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Carl Load escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - 2 and a half!
[Luchadoer X grabs Load's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... ... Lucha X tightens the hold. ... Load is fighting the hold. ... Load is fighting the hold. Load escapes.
Lucha X executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Carl Load.
Luchadoer X hits a spinning leg lariat on Load sending him to the mat.
Load piledrives Lucha X.
Lucha X is up again.
Carl Load knocks Luchadoer X out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Load excecutes the Pesticide DDT on Lucha X and he is out!
Carl Load covers Lucha X.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Alex Lord - Your winner, Carl Load! I did that to impress the royal family.
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, Carl Load!!!
[Spectre is talking with Scorpion backstage. The fans cheer when they see them on camera.]
Spectre - Now, listen, Scorp. Stay on the attack against Carl Load. He just won a match and he still has the adrenaline rush in him.
Scorpion - What about J.J. Brown?
Spectre - You've beaten him three times before. Show him that RFTD 3 came to play tonight.
RFTD 3 vs. Experts Of Execution (URWL Elite Tag Team Titles)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the URWL Elite Tag Team titles. On their way to the ring at this time, Spectre and Scorpion, RFTD 3!!! (Crowd cheers***********)
[Rush's Temples Of Syrinx plays. RFTD 3 step up on the ramp. The crowd cheers loudly. Scorpion and Spectre go down the aisle and high five their fans. Spectre and Scorpion go to the top rope and raise their arms up.
]
Andy Delmore - and their opponents, the current URWL Elite Tag Team Champions, the team of Carl Load and J.J. Brown, the Experts Of Execution!
["Feelings" by The Offspring plays and Carl Load and JJ Brown, step out. They go down the aisle and run down into the ring.
Spectre tests out the ropes.
Big J stares at Spectre.
(ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Spectre sends J.J. Brown to the corner of the ring.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre with a weak move.
[Carl Load tagged in by Double J.
Carl Load puts Spectre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Spectre tags Scorpion.
They lockup. Stinger sends Load to the corner of the ring.
]
Joe Hughes - Load is losing even more now, he's being doubleteamed!
[Stinger is back on his feet.
Stinger pokes Carl Load in the eye with his thumb.
Carl Load gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger with a corkscrew armdrag.
[ Double J tagged in by Carl Load.
Big J tackles Stinger.
J.J. Brown tags Carl Load.
Big J grabs Stinger and applies an arm wrench.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Stinger is being double teamed!
[They lockup. Stinger sends J.J. Brown to the corner of the ring.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Scorpion mule kicks Double J.
Scorpion tags in Spectre.
Spectre punches Carl Load repeatedly.
Spectre suplexes Carl Load.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Carl Load is being double teamed!
[Carl Load clotheslines Spectre.
Scorpion tagged in by Spectre.
Stinger trys for a superplex but is unable to lift Load.
Scorpion pulls Carl Load's hair.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Stinger brings in Spectre for RFTD 3.
Stinger neck snaps Load.
Carl Load gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Load is being double teamed!
[Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
Load uppercuts Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Load with a uppercut.
[Spectre tags Stinger.
Scorpion shoulder tackles Carl Load.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Carl Load gets up.
Carl Load executes an airplane spin on Stinger.
Carl Load is up again.
Load trys for a takeover suplex but Scorpion avoids it.
Carl Load and Scorpion go to the floor
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Carl Load punches Scorpion in the head.
(...3)
Scorpion punches Carl Load in the gut.
]
Alex Lord - fist to midsection!
[(....4)
Scorpion tackles Load to the floor.
Carl Load climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Scorpion and Load move back into the ring.
Stinger pulls Carl Load's hair.
Carl Load brings in Double J for Experts Of Execution.
Stinger fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion moves back to his feet.
Carl Load tagged in by Double J.
Double J suplexes Stinger.
Stinger gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
J.J. Brown punches Stinger repeatedly.
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion is losing even more now, he's being doubleteamed!
[Scorpion fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Double J picks up Scorpion and front slams him on the mat.
Big J gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Stinger fist drops Double J on the mat.
Scorpion stands up.
Scorpion brings in Spectre for RFTD 3.
Carl Load puts Spectre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
Spectre trys for a handspring bodyblock but Carl Load avoids it.
]
Alex Lord - This is Alex Lord. If you didn't know yet, I'm from England.
[Spectre nails Load with a double underhook suplex.
]
Kurt Ross - Nice double underhook suplex by Spectre.
[Spectre sends Carl Load to ringside.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre can't get a pin at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Spectre throws a chair at Carl Load.
(..2)
Spectre clotheslines Load.
(...3)
Spectre nails Load with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre stands up.
(....4)
They lockup. Spectre sends Carl Load to the corner of ringside.
(.....5)
Load and Spectre move back into the ring.
Load uppercuts Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - Good uppercut by Carl Load.
[Carl Load hits Spectre with a heart punch.
Spectre is up again.
Scorpion tagged in by Spectre.
Scorpion pokes Carl Load in the eye with his thumb.
]
Kurt Ross - Scorpion executes a thumb to the eye.
[ Double J tagged in by Carl Load.
J.J. Brown executes a swinging bulldog on Stinger driving Stinger's face into the mat.
Double J stands up.
Stinger tags in Spectre.
Spectre nails Double J with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre tags Stinger.
Spectre suplexes Big J.
Spectre piledrives J.J. Brown.
Spectre piledrives Big J.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! J.J. Brown is being double teamed!
[Spectre clotheslines J.J. Brown.
J.J. Brown gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre with a dragon screw.
[J.J. Brown moves back to his feet.
Spectre jumps off of the top rope and NAILS Big J with the Top Rope Laser Flip!!!
Big J tags in Carl Load.
They lockup. Scorpion sends Load to the corner of the ring.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on Scorpion.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Carl Load is back on his feet.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion trys for a superplex but is unable to lift Carl Load.
Load superkicks Stinger! Stinger is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion neck snaps Load.
Load tags in Big J.
Stinger fist drops Big J on the mat.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger with a fist drop.
[Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion tags Spectre.
Spectre suplexes J.J. Brown.
J.J. Brown moves back to his feet.
Spectre drags Double J to the floor.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre can't get a pin at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Big J executes a swinging neckbreaker on Spectre.
(..2)
Double J throws a chair at Spectre.
(...3)
Big J grabs Spectre and applies an arm wrench.
(....4)
Double J applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Double J with a arm wrench.
[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Double J.
]
Joe Hughes - Double J was hurt after that jumping sidekick by Spectre.
[J.J. Brown is back on his feet.
J.J. Brown takes Spectre off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Spectre gets up.
Spectre tags Scorpion.
Big J hits a spinning leg lariat on Stinger sending him to the mat.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion makes the tag to Spectre.
Double J runs and tackles Spectre. Double J punches him in the head.
Big J grabs Spectre and applies an arm wrench.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Spectre gets up.
J.J. Brown picks Spectre up and side suplexes him to the mat.
Now J.J. Brown standing.
Big J puts Spectre in a reverse chin lock.
Barry Darr is checking for a tap out.
... Spectre trys to escape. ... Double J tightens the hold. ... Double J breaks the hold.
]
Kurt Ross - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[ Double J and Spectre go to the floor
]
Alex Lord - Weapons load ringside like a gun.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Kurt Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[J.J. Brown sets Spectre up DDTs him into the floor.
]
Joe Hughes - WOW! That power move by Double J shook our announcing booth!
[ Big J takes Spectre into the ring.
Double J sets Spectre up DDTs him into the mat.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
J.J. Brown tags Load.
Load powerbombs Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre is being double teamed!
[Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Carl Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Spectre brings in Scorpion for RFTD 3.
Scorpion mule kicks Load.
]
Joe Hughes - This is just awefull! Carl Load is being double teamed!
[Stinger is t-bone suplexed by Load.
Scorpion tags Spectre.
Spectre is speared by Load.
Carl Load climbs to his feet.
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Spectre.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre hits Load with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre sets Load up DDTs him into the mat.
Spectre lifts Load up by the hair and powerbombs him down. That's the bombshaft.
Spectre covers Load hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Andy Delmore - The winners of this match, and new URWL Elite Tag Team champions, RFTD 3!!!
[Barry Darr raises RFTD 3's arms and gives them the Elite Tag Team Titles. They go on the top ropes and raise the belts above their heads. They high five the fans near the entranceway on the way back to the locker room.]
Kurt Ross - Carl Load must be exhausted. It's his third match in a row tonight.
Alex Lord - If he retains his TV title, he will be one of the toughest in the buisiness.
Carl Load vs. The Sabre (URWL Television) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match for the URWL Television title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan a member of Gung Ho, The Sabre!!! (crowd boos****)
[Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliot plays as The Sabre steps out and he is booed by the fans. He approaches the ring and gives the middle finger to the booing fans as he walks by. He steps into the ring and goes on the 2nd rope. He is still booed. He flips off the audience.
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 319 pounds, from Tulsa, Oklahoma he holds the URWL Television title belt, Carl Load!!! (Crowd cheers*******)
["Jeremy" by Pearl Jam blares on the speakers as Carl Load waits for the bell.
Sabre executes a pumphandle suplex on Load.
Carl Load executes a pumphandle suplex on Sabre.
(ding, ding, ding) The Sabre rakes the face of Carl Load in attempt to make a come back.
Sabre tackles Carl Load and pummels his head.
The Sabre grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
]
Kurt Ross - arm wrench!
[Load superkicks The Sabre! The Sabre is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Sabre climbs to his feet.
Carl Load uses a closed fist on Sabre.
]
Alex Lord - punch!
[Load gets elbowed to his midsection by Load.
]
Joe Hughes - Sabra Cadabra with a elbow to midsection.
[Carl Load delivers a spine buster to Sabra Cadabra.
Carl Load and The Sabre go to the floor
]
Kurt Ross - Sabra Cadabra is much safer at ringside. Load can't get a pin there.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Load swings a Steel chair and hits The Sabre.
The Sabre is bleeding as a result.
]
Joe Hughes - This is sports entertainment at it's finest.
Alex Lord - Blood! Blood! The Queen Mum will dispose of this!
[(..2)
Carl Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
]
Joe Hughes - The Sabre was hurt after that arm grapevine by Load.
[Sabre is up again.
(...3)
Sabre uppercuts Load.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[(....4)
Load puts Sabra Cadabra on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Load climbs to his feet.
Sabra Cadabra gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Load and Sabre move back into the ring.
Load with a high crossbody on Sabra Cadabra.
]
Kurt Ross - high cross body!
[Carl Load gets back to his feet.
Now Sabra Cadabra standing.
Carl Load gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Joe Hughes - Good elbowsmash by Sabre.
[Sabre hits Carl Load with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Load hits Sabra Cadabra with a heart punch.
The Sabre picks Load up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Sabra Cadabra stands up.
Sabra Cadabra apllies the camel clutch on Carl Load.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... The Sabre tightens the hold. The Sabre breaks the hold.
Sabre and Load go to the floor
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load is much safer at ringside. The Sabre can't get a pin there.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Alex Lord - Sabre is GOD.
[(..2)
The Sabre grabs Carl Load and applies an arm wrench.
(...3)
Sabre applies an arm wrench to Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - The Sabre with a arm wrench.
[(....4)
Carl Load uppercuts Sabre.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Load and Sabre move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Carl Load and Sabre move back to ringside.
Load takes Sabra Cadabra into the ring.
Carl Load puts The Sabre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Carl Load is up again.
Now The Sabre standing.
Sabre uses a closed fist on Carl Load.
Load gets elbowed to his midsection by Load.
Carl Load goes for a power bomb but The Sabre dodges the attack.
Load and The Sabre go to the floor
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load and The Sabre could get counted out at ringside.
[Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
]
Kurt Ross - This is how wrestling should be!
[The Sabre is t-bone suplexed by Load.
Load gets up.
(..2)
Carl Load slingshot elbow drops Sabre.
]
Alex Lord - slingshot elbow drop!
[They fight into the aisle.
(...3)
]
Kurt Ross - The Unnessesary Roughness Wrestling League is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Now Sabre standing.
(....4)
Load gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Joe Hughes - Good elbowsmash by Sabre.
[(.....5)
Load and The Sabre move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Carl Load superkicks The Sabre! Sabra Cadabra is down from the kick and Carl Load waits for him to get up.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
]
Kurt Ross - The Sabre takes a arm grapevine.
[Carl Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts.
...1
The Sabre escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Carl Load should've known better.
[Load with a high crossbody on The Sabre.
Carl Load gets up.
The Sabre moves back to his feet.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Sabre takes Load down hard.
Sabre applies an arm wrench to Carl Load.
]
Kurt Ross - Sabre executes a arm wrench.
[Carl Load climbs to his feet.
Load uppercuts Sabre.
Carl Load punches Sabra Cadabra in the head.
Carl Load hits Sabra Cadabra with a heart punch.
Sabra Cadabra climbs to his feet.
The Sabre tackles and begins punching Carl Load.
Carl Load with a high crossbody on The Sabre.
Now The Sabre standing.
Load with a takeover suplex on Sabra Cadabra.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Sabra Cadabra rakes the face of Load in attempt to make a come back.
The Sabre punches Load in the head.
Load puts The Sabre on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Load climbs to his feet.
The Sabre gets up.
Sabre hits Carl Load with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Carl Load moves back to his feet.
Load uppercuts Sabra Cadabra.
Sabra Cadabra uppercuts Load.
Carl Load knocks The Sabre out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Carl Load sends The Sabre to ringside.
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
Load puts The Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Carl Load puts Sabra Cadabra in an arm grapevine submission.
Load and Sabra Cadabra move back into the ring.
Load puts Sabra Cadabra in an arm grapevine submission.
Load puts Sabre in an arm grapevine submission.
Load excecutes the Pesticide DDT on The Sabre and he is out!
Load goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Alex Lord - Load wins! Load wins! Load wins! OH MY GOD Load WINS!!!!!!!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL Television champion, Carl Load!!!
[Carl Load holds the TV Title above his head and the crown cheers and chants "Load, Load, Load". He is a tough compeditor.]
[Commander is backstage lifting weights.]
Joe Hughes - Look at the face of The Commander. He must be ready to take on Spectre later tonight.
The Captain vs. Spectre (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 301 pounds, from Maui,Hawaii, The Captain!!! (crowd boos ************)
["Real American" blasts as Cap'n waves the American flag on the way to the ring. The fans chant "Jobber, Jobber, Jobber" as The Captian yells ATTENTION!
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 221 pounds, from Boston, Mass a member of RFTD 3 he holds the URWL European title belt, Spectre!!! (crowd cheers ******************)
[Uncle Kracker's What U Lookin At plays as Spectre steps out onto the ramp. The Roughness Tron lights up with fireworks as Spectre walks down the aisleway. He highfives some of the fans on his way to the ring. Spectre climbs into the ring and pumps up the crowd. The crowd responds with a loud cheer
Cap'n places Spectre on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Spectre tests out the ropes.
(ding, ding, ding) The Captain connects with a flying knee. Spectre goes down.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre is up again.
The Captain is up again.
Spectre gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Captain comes over and smashes Spectre's head into it.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
]
Joe Hughes - The Captain takes a dragon screw.
[Spectre is up again.
Cap'n is up again.
Cap'n short lariats Spectre.
Spectre is back on his feet.
The Captain gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Spectre sends Cap'n to the corner of the ring.
The Captain picks Spectre up and side slams him to the mat.
The Captain climbs to his feet.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[The Captain fist drops Spectre on the mat.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
The Captain hits a spinning leg lariat on Spectre sending him to the mat.
Cap'n goes for a pin.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Spectre kicks out.
]
Joe Hughes - What a weak pin. I would even get out of that one.
[Cap'n nails Spectre with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain stands up.
Cap'n rolls onto Spectre connecting with a knee.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
Spectre grabs The Captain's head and DDT's him on the mat.
]
Alex Lord - Chaps, take a lesson from Spectre. Always kick Cap'n's rear with a DDT. It worked for Cap'n!
[Spectre gets up.
Now Cap'n standing.
Cap'n hits Spectre with the back of his elbow.
]
Kurt Ross - Cap'n executes a back elbow.
[Spectre gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Alex Lord - corkscrew armdrag!
[Spectre gets back to his feet.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Captain comes over and smashes Spectre's head into it.
The Captain executes a headlock takedown.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Cap'n fist drops Spectre on the mat.
Cap'n stands up.
The Captain applies an arm wrench to Spectre.
Cap'n rolls onto Spectre connecting with a knee.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre grabs Cap'n's head and DDT's him on the mat.
]
Kurt Ross - Good DDT by Spectre.
[Spectre stands up.
Cap'n is up again.
Spectre jumps off of the top rope and NAILS The Captain with the Top Rope Laser Flip!!!
Now Spectre standing.
Spectre trys for a power move but Cap'n avoids it.
Spectre and Cap'n go to the floor
Barry Darr starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Spectre clotheslines Cap'n.
(...3)
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
The Captain is back on his feet.
(....4)
Spectre gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cap'n.
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre takes a dragon screw.
[Cap'n stands up.
Spectre gets up.
(.....5)
Spectre takes The Captain into the ring.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
]
Alex Lord - jumping sidekick!
[The Captain gets back to his feet.
The Captain uses a closed fist on Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
The Captain knifehand chops Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Cap'n stands up.
Spectre goes for a double underhook suplex but The Captain dodges the attack.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Captain moves back to his feet.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre executes a jumping sidekick.
[The Captain hits a spinning leg lariat on Spectre sending him to the mat.
Spectre gets up.
Cap'n rakes the face of Spectre in attempt to make a come back.
The Captain executes a swinging bulldog on Spectre driving Spectre's face into the mat.
Spectre gets back to his feet.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
The Captain gets back to his feet.
Cap'n short lariats Spectre.
Spectre gets back to his feet.
Cap'n baba chops Spectre three times.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
Spectre covers The Captain.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
The Captain escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Captain is up again.
Cap'n gives Spectre a reverse neckbreaker.
Cap'n is back on his feet.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre climbs to his feet.
Spectre punches Cap'n repeatedly.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Cap'n stands up.
The Captain hops Spectre.
Cap'n gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre is back on his feet.
Spectre covers The Captain hooking the leg.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
The Captain escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - What a weak pin. I would even get out of that one.
[Cap'n trys for a stomachbreaker but Spectre avoids it.
The Captain takes Spectre down with a knee.
Spectre moves back to his feet.
Spectre nails Cap'n with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre gets up.
They lockup. Spectre sends Cap'n to the corner of the ring.
]
Alex Lord - weak move!
[The Captain gets hit with a dragon scerw from Spectre.
Spectre is up again.
Spectre goes for a pin.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1
Cap'n escapes.
]
Kurt Ross - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Now Cap'n standing.
Cap'n executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Spectre.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on The Captain.
Spectre nails The Captain with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Spectre standing.
Spectre does a handspring and hits The Captain with a bodyblock, what a move!
Spectre stands up.
]
Alex Lord - Welcome to the big show. This is the URWL. Not SportsCenter.
[The Captain stands up.
The Captain executes the jumping sidekick on Spectre.
]
Kurt Ross - Spectre takes a jumping sidekick.
[Spectre nails Cap'n with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spectre hits Cap'n with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Spectre stands up.
Spectre clotheslines The Captain.
Spectre executes the jumping sidekick on Cap'n.
Spectre lifts The Captain up by the hair and powerbombs him down. That's the bombshaft.
Spectre goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Joe Hughes - Spectre tastes victory!!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, Spectre!!!
[Scorpion is seen with a cart of weapons backstage.]
Alex Lord - Damn, he must be ready to defend his title.
Scorpion vs. Mr. Roboto (URWL Hardcore) gimmick (Backstage Brawl)
Andy Delmore - This match is a Backstage Brawl for the URWL Hardcore title. On his way to the backstage hallway at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois a member of RFTD 3 accompanied by Spectre he holds the URWL Hardcore title belt, Scorpion!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Stone Temple Pilots' Interstate Love Song plays as The Scorpion brings his cart of weapons out.]
]
Andy Delmore - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from Hiroshima,Japan a member of Gung Ho accompanied by The Sabre, Mr. Roboto!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Mr Roboto by Styx blasts on the speakers as Mr Roboto steps out.
Stinger drops The Robot with a Gorilla Press Slam on the Concrete.
Barry Darr checks Mr. Roboto's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
Mr. Roboto goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Stinger.
]
Kurt Ross - Stinger takes a flying double foot stomp.
[Mr. Roboto hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Mr. Roboto is up again.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Scorpion tackles Mr. Roboto to the Concrete.
Now Scorpion standing.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger climbs to his feet.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
The Robot leaps up, swings around Scorpion and DDT's him onto the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto brings Scorpion to the parking lot!
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion is kicking some major ass here tonight, isn't he?
Kurt Ross - Not in this life time.
[Scorpion picks up Mr. Roboto and executes the cradle DDT.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Mr. Roboto gets up.
Scorpion swings Cane and hits Mr. Roboto.
Mr. Roboto is bleeding as a result.
]
Alex Lord - Damn! What a match!
[Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
The Robot slaps both sides of Scorpion's head out of desperation.
Scorpion puts Mr. Roboto on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto gets back to his feet.
Scorpion mule kicks The Robot.
The Robot gets up.
Stinger executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mr. Roboto.
]
Joe Hughes - This is Joe Hughes.
Alex Lord - I hope there is no people here who faint from the mere sight of blood! It's all over Parking Lot!!!
[The Robot kicks Scorpion's head out of desperation because Scorpion blocked The Robot's first kick.
Scorpion is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
The Robot climbs to his feet.
Scorpion gets back to his feet.
Stinger pokes Mr. Roboto in the eye with his thumb.
]
Kurt Ross - thumb to the eye!
[Stinger gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Mr. Roboto gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
A somersault neckbreaker from The Robot nearly hospitalizes Scorpion.
The Robot cuts Scorpion with Razor.
Scorpion is bleeding as a result.
Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Stinger pulls The Robot's hair.
]
Joe Hughes - The Robot takes a hair pull.
[Mr. Roboto hits a jumping elbow hrust on Scorpion.
Scorpion moves back to his feet.
Scorpion neck snaps The Robot.
Stinger pulls Mr. Roboto's hair.
A flying shoulder block send Stinger to the Concrete.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
The Robot goes for a pin.
Referee Barry Darr makes the count.
...1 ...2
Scorpion escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Stay on the attack, Mr. Roboto, you'll need it badly soon.
[Scorpion gets up.
The Robot executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stinger.
]
Kurt Ross - ropeflip hiptoss!
[The Robot hits Stinger with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Mr. Roboto is back on his feet.
Stinger moves back to his feet.
Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
]
Joe Hughes - Scorpion with a fist to midsection.
[Scorpion mule kicks The Robot.
]
Alex Lord - mule kick!
[Stinger fist drops Mr. Roboto on the Concrete.
]
Kurt Ross - Scorpion with a fist drop.
[Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Stinger measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Mr. Roboto sets Stinger up on the top rope, then he powerbombs him onto the Concrete!
An elbow submission by The Robot brings Stinger down to the Concrete.
Barry Darr asks Stinger if he quits.
... ... Stinger is fighting the hold. ... Stinger trys to escape. ... Stinger escapes.
Mr. Roboto brings Scorpion backstage.
Stinger is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
The Robot gets back to his feet.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion pokes The Robot in the eye with his thumb.
Mr. Roboto elbow smashes Stinger in the nose.
]
Alex Lord - That move was pulled off great.
[Scorpion puts Mr. Roboto on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Scorpion measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Scorpion gets up.
The Robot is up again.
Scorpion picks up The Robot and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Mr. Roboto jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Stinger.
The Robot gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Scorpion covers Mr. Roboto.
Barry Darr counts.
...1 ...2
Mr. Roboto kicks out.
]
Joe Hughes - Stinger should've known better.
[Stinger shoulder tackles The Robot.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
The Robot gets up.
Mr. Roboto elbows Stinger in the stomach, trying to even the match.
Stinger neck snaps Mr. Roboto.
Scorpion on the top rope, and Mr. Roboto catches him in a reverse headlock, then drops down into a DDT.
]
Alex Lord - Chaps, take a lesson from The Robot. Always kick Stinger's rear with a top-rope DDT. It worked for Stinger!
[The Robot is up again.
Now Stinger standing.
Scorpion pulls The Robot's hair.
Scorpion shoulder tackles The Robot.
Scorpion is back on his feet.
Scorpion fist drops The Robot on the Concrete.
Stinger gets up.
Scorpion measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
]
Joe Hughes - Mr. Roboto was hurt after that fist drop by Stinger.
[Stinger moves back to his feet.
The Robot is up again.
Mr. Roboto pulls out a sitdown faceslam from his back pocket, taking Stinger face first into the Concrete.
Mr. Roboto brings Stinger to the parking lot!
Mr. Roboto cuts Stinger with Shovel.
Stinger is bleeding as a result.
]
Kurt Ross - Hell, This match is great.
[The Robot hits Stinger with an elbowdrop.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
Stinger punches The Robot in the gut.
]
Joe Hughes - The Robot takes a fist to midsection.
[Scorpion puts The Robot on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Stinger fist drops Mr. Roboto on the Concrete.
Scorpion is up again.
Scorpion measures The Robot up and drops a closed fist.
Stinger gets back to his feet.
The Robot gets up.
Mr. Roboto with a frankensteiner on Scorpion.
]
Kurt Ross - That frankensteiner was very good.
[The Robot gets back to his feet.
Stinger is locked in an elbow submission by Mr. Roboto.
Barry Darr asks Scorpion if he quits.
... Mr. Roboto tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Scorpion escapes.
Mr. Roboto brings Stinger backstage.
]
Kurt Ross - My God!! What a match!
[The flying hip attack by Mr. Roboto didn't do too much damage to Scorpion.
Now Mr. Roboto standing.
Now Scorpion standing.
Mr. Roboto gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Mr. Roboto is up again.
Mr. Roboto whips Stinger's feet from under him with a side kick.
Now The Robot standing.
Stinger moves back to his feet.
Scorpion pokes The Robot in the eye with his thumb.
Stinger neck snaps Mr. Roboto.
]
Alex Lord - neck snap!
[Mr. Roboto gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Scorpion.
Stinger mule kicks The Robot.
]
Kurt Ross - The Robot takes a mule kick.
[Mr. Roboto stands up.
The Robot dropkicks Scorpion to the face.
An elbow submission by Mr. Roboto brings Stinger down to the Concrete.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Mr. Roboto tightens the hold. Mr. Roboto breaks the hold.
The Robot brings Scorpion to the parking lot!
The Sabre punches Stinger repeatedly.
Mr. Roboto hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop.
Mr. Roboto covers Stinger hooking the leg.
Barry Darr counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Stinger escapes.
]
Joe Hughes - Stay on the attack, The Robot, you'll need it badly soon.
[Scorpion climbs to his feet.
Stinger punches Mr. Roboto in the gut.
Flying somersault drop kick by The Robot puts him back in the match.
]
Kurt Ross - The Robot executes a flying somersault dropkick.
[Mr. Roboto gets up.
The Robot hits Scorpion with an elbowdrop.
Now Mr. Roboto standing.
Now Scorpion standing.
Mr. Roboto hits a flying karate chop right to Stinger's neck.
Scorpion holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
Satalitte scissors by Mr. Roboto throw Stinger across the Parking Lot.
]
Alex Lord - flying head scissors!
[Mr. Roboto is up again.
Scorpion is driven further into the Concrete by The Robot with a diving elbow smash.
Mr. Roboto gets up.
The Robot gets set on top the turnbuckle then The Robot hits Scorpion with a splash.
Stinger brings Mr. Roboto backstage.
Scorpion hits a tiger driver on The Robot.
Scorpion measures Mr. Roboto up and drops a closed fist.
Scorpion gets up.
Mr. Roboto gets knocked cold with Scorpion's Weapon Of Choice!!
Stinger covers Mr. Roboto hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Kurt Ross - We've got ourselves a winner!
Andy Delmore - The winner of this match, and still URWL Hardcore champion, Scorpion!!!
Kurt Ross - Scorpion will now take on J.J. Brown.
