Post by Goldash on Apr 8, 2011 16:16:46 GMT -5
(ORCHARD PARK, NY): The Experts of Execution are no more. Or at least that's what Carl Load and J.J. Brown want you to believe.
"After Episode 9, we have a new outlook on things," said J.J. Brown in-between training sessions. "and this new outlook brings us a new name, a new philosophy. After years of being the 'Experts of Execution', it's time to turn a new leaf in our career, one symbolic of all we aim to do. And our aim's to become the undisputed URWL Tag Team Champions."
Episode 9 of URWL Wrestling, as Brown alluded to, painted the team in a new light. Carl Load's actions against new Great White North accomplice Kelsey MacDonald were the mark of a desperate man fed up with his team's losing ways.
"I did what I did because something had to be done," Load reiterated. "Nothing else needs to be said. The Great White North have made us miserable, and I was afraid they were beginning to take us lightly. It was high time I did to them what they've done to us. We have the last laugh."
Unrivaled Ambition teams Brown and Load with Victor Cordaro against a team of Canadian champions: GWN and HighFlyer Champion Trent Tail.
"VC's ready," Brown commented. "He's been training hard, ready to make a mockery out of the so-called 'Comeback Wrestler of the Year'. Victor's gonna make 'em wish they never voted for Trent."
"Just because it's a six-man elimination tag-team match doesn't mean we're any less committed," said Load. "We're ready to show Trent Fail and the Great White Nobodies the error of their ways."
And their name? Well, it's two-fold, according to Brown.
"Equal Opportunity Enforcers...it has a nice ring to it. It captures everything we signed up for. It embodies the traits we hold and the lives we lead. We aren't only Experts of Execution, we're the only multiracial, multifaceted, multi-million-dollar tag team in URWL history. And we're here to stay."
"As for me," Brown continued, "it's time for me to drop this lie I've been living for over ten years. This 'J.J. Brown' character is not me. I've had enough with URWL fans misunderestimating me as a talented wrestling professional. Starting today, J.J. Brown can rest in peace. And that? That means Jayson James can finally be himself."
"Let it be known, let it be so..." Load interrupted, a psychotic gleam in his eye. He removed his baseball cap, revealing a newly-shaven mohawk. "...because E.O.E., the Equal Opportunity Enforcers, are running the show."
With a new attitude, image and name, Season Three aims to be a turning point for Carl Load and...Jayson James.
"After Episode 9, we have a new outlook on things," said J.J. Brown in-between training sessions. "and this new outlook brings us a new name, a new philosophy. After years of being the 'Experts of Execution', it's time to turn a new leaf in our career, one symbolic of all we aim to do. And our aim's to become the undisputed URWL Tag Team Champions."
Episode 9 of URWL Wrestling, as Brown alluded to, painted the team in a new light. Carl Load's actions against new Great White North accomplice Kelsey MacDonald were the mark of a desperate man fed up with his team's losing ways.
"I did what I did because something had to be done," Load reiterated. "Nothing else needs to be said. The Great White North have made us miserable, and I was afraid they were beginning to take us lightly. It was high time I did to them what they've done to us. We have the last laugh."
Unrivaled Ambition teams Brown and Load with Victor Cordaro against a team of Canadian champions: GWN and HighFlyer Champion Trent Tail.
"VC's ready," Brown commented. "He's been training hard, ready to make a mockery out of the so-called 'Comeback Wrestler of the Year'. Victor's gonna make 'em wish they never voted for Trent."
"Just because it's a six-man elimination tag-team match doesn't mean we're any less committed," said Load. "We're ready to show Trent Fail and the Great White Nobodies the error of their ways."
And their name? Well, it's two-fold, according to Brown.
"Equal Opportunity Enforcers...it has a nice ring to it. It captures everything we signed up for. It embodies the traits we hold and the lives we lead. We aren't only Experts of Execution, we're the only multiracial, multifaceted, multi-million-dollar tag team in URWL history. And we're here to stay."
"As for me," Brown continued, "it's time for me to drop this lie I've been living for over ten years. This 'J.J. Brown' character is not me. I've had enough with URWL fans misunderestimating me as a talented wrestling professional. Starting today, J.J. Brown can rest in peace. And that? That means Jayson James can finally be himself."
"Let it be known, let it be so..." Load interrupted, a psychotic gleam in his eye. He removed his baseball cap, revealing a newly-shaven mohawk. "...because E.O.E., the Equal Opportunity Enforcers, are running the show."
With a new attitude, image and name, Season Three aims to be a turning point for Carl Load and...Jayson James.