Post by VinceNeil1981 on Nov 19, 2008 18:54:55 GMT -5
I heard this today and had to pass it on to someone.
"Police in Newcastle England spotted a man in his car,
parked in a no-parking zone.
He seemed to be fiddling with something in his lap,
and officers feared it was a gun.
The turned on their flashing lights...and the man drove away,
leading police on a chase of up to...twelve miles an hour.
Once he stopped, he was reluctant to get out of the car,
so they doused him with pepper spray.
On closer examination, they found a man with his genitals in a jar.
And—in the car—they found some porn, some women’s stockings,
some kind of home-made sex toy...and a Jack Russell Terrier."
"Police in Newcastle England spotted a man in his car,
parked in a no-parking zone.
He seemed to be fiddling with something in his lap,
and officers feared it was a gun.
The turned on their flashing lights...and the man drove away,
leading police on a chase of up to...twelve miles an hour.
Once he stopped, he was reluctant to get out of the car,
so they doused him with pepper spray.
On closer examination, they found a man with his genitals in a jar.
And—in the car—they found some porn, some women’s stockings,
some kind of home-made sex toy...and a Jack Russell Terrier."
