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Post by evpotr on Dec 23, 2011 16:28:32 GMT -5
Happy holidays, everyone! 2011 was a great year for the URWL (as I got hired), but lets all hope 2012 will be even better...which I'm sure it will. The Era of Stern is approaching. Not only that, Cory Jones is building a legacy on his own. If you thought that was it, you've got Rally Star, who is bringing controversy into the URWL squared-circle everytime he shows up.
The new breed is finally taking over. Once again, Merry Christmas, fellow URWL Fans and Rantboarders!
...And yes, I paid off The Terminator to rescue Seth Stern from Pescadero. Problem, Jay? Talk to my lawyers.
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Post by fu on Dec 23, 2011 16:52:31 GMT -5
So the Exec VP or Jack Stern texted the Terminator to break Stern out of Pescadero eh?  Anyway, he's back, and that's what really matters here. I guess you either forgot that or I was given clearance to know this information? Along with the other rantboard members? |
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Post by evpotr on Dec 23, 2011 17:01:41 GMT -5
I was told by the URWL Board of Directors to address that information to you, specifically. Otherwise, I'd lose my job.
On a final note, man...the chicas, they for fun.
*leaves office*
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Post by fu on Dec 23, 2011 17:11:03 GMT -5
*shifts eyes before stealing pens*
Merry Christmas...
*leaves using his teleportation device*
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Post by Tiago on Dec 23, 2011 18:41:05 GMT -5
Thank you, I guess.
The Era of Stern, you say? lol
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Post by evpotr on Dec 23, 2011 20:59:46 GMT -5
Laugh if you want to, but there is no denial that Seth Stern, Aleksandar Kuleshov, Cory Jones and Rally Star are the future of the URWL. There is no room for a has-been like Barry White or Hog Williker. Akina's career is at stake. Merle Haggard Jr. is now gone. Who's next? Scorpion, most likely. Then you have guys like Spectre who think that they still have what it takes to be a URWL wrestler. We don't live in 2001 any longer.
I know the talent we have out there in the backstage area, yet Goldash would rather give the spotlight to a self-proclaimed legend in the making, one Jaime Emo.
Prove me wrong. Until then, don't stick your nose wherever you feel like to.
And where the f*ck are my pens at?!
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Post by DayWalker on Dec 24, 2011 16:42:28 GMT -5
Can i have a job in URWL company lol
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Post by Goldash on Dec 25, 2011 2:32:13 GMT -5
Merry Christmas, everyone...or, in my case, "CAW[N]SPIRACY preparation day" and the three year anniversary of Popular Demand 2008 . Have a great one (if you celebrate). If not, I wish you the happiest of new years. |
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